6 guys. 3 groups. 1 plan. And a huge screw-up to mess it all up. Pinoy Blonde (2005). Cousins Andrew (Epy Quizon) and Conrad (Boy2 Quizon) Cunanan were sent on a no-questions-asked-mission: to deliver the package, retrieve the payment, and leave the vicinity. Delivering the package was easy. However, it was leaving the vicinity that became the problem. First, they witnessed several murders that were linked to the mission. Second, a bag full of money was in their possession. Third, Conrad met the collector (Jaime Fabregas) who had a foot fetish, Andrew had a long discussion with the assistant (Ricky Davao) about the Brocka-Bernal rivalry, and they'd seen the senator (Joey Marquez) who was one of the mission's protectors. How could they ever get out alive with all the knowledge they have learned?
Nasaan si Francis? (2006) Childhood friends Boy (Paolo Contis) and Sonny (Rico Blanco) wanted a better life. In order to achieve it, they needed some money to start over. 40k to be exact: 30k for Boy and his gf, Sophia (Tanya Garcia) and 10k for Sonny's tuition fee. Their solution was to borrow money from their drug-junkie friend, Francis (Epy Quizon). Francis offered them a better deal. Sell his 50 tabs of ectasy with his price of 1k each. They can double the amount and get whatever amount is left after he receives the other end of the bargain. However, before they could execute it, Francis died. How could the plan be pursued if people surrounding Francis learn that he's dead? So they hid Francis until they were caught in a web at the end with the drug dealer (Christopher de Leon) who wanted the money that Francis owed him, the mama san (Rio Locsin) who believed that she owns Sophia, Francis' gf (Angel Locsin) who wished to rekindle her relationship with him, a paranoid drug-junkie friend (Karl Roy) who thought that everyone is out to get him, and Francis' siblings (Ricky Davao & Rita Avila) who felt that he needs to clean up his act. How could they ever get out of the web with Francis dead and no E to sell for money?
Big Time (2005). Like Boy and Sonny, childhood friends Jonas (Nor Domingo) and Danny (Winston Elizalde) dreamed of a better life. But they wanted the big change in a snap. They couldn't wait any longer for success. They'd get it in any way they can.
No more petty crimes for them. Kidnap and ransom was their choice of crime this time. Only that when they were about to kidnap Melody (Joanne Miller), they met her bf, Wilson (Jamie Wilson). Wilson, who thought of turning the situation for him, decided to go along with them. He wanted to squeezed some money from his mob-boss dad (Michael de Mesa) so that he could start his own drug-dealing business. What seemed to be a perfect plan turned out their biggest nightmares because they had underestimated the power of his dad and his "alipores". How could Jonas and Danny ever hit the big time when they got themselves tangled with the mob?
Pinoy films seldom come up with movies with type of genre. i.e. dark comedies or simply, in my book, "kakulitan" films. The last good "makulit" film that I have seen was Kakabakaba Ka Ba? These three films seemed to go between the unconventional and the experimental way of Pinoy film-making. First, the story theme is not typically Pinoy. Topics about drugs and mobs are usually seen in action films. Second, the first two incorporated animation and comic-style of story-telling into the films.
Amongst the three, Big Time is a stand out when it comes to the story. It has a goal and it knows how to get there. It is hysterically funny with some witty dialogues to boot. Despite how bad the manner of achieving their desires, its lead characters were amiable with their simple and unapologetic ways. You'd get to love them that, in the end, you'd get to smile with them as they concoct another plan.
Another thing that I find appealing about the film is its injection of Pinoy pop culture. You'd easily discern that director Mario Cornejo is indeed a Pinoy film lover. Not some Pinoy film-snob and wannabe-director who wants to make Pinoy films for the sake of showing the world that it could be better when, in fact, he has no idea what is truly in the heart of a Pinoy film. Love your own first, dude! :-)
My Rating: 4.5 out of 5
Pinoy Blonde also infused the Pinoy pop culture in it with its who's-the-better-director-Brocka-or-Bernal issue in it. Andrew is pro-Brocka while Conrad is pro-Bernal. Mostly, though, it is, beyond doubt, a Peque Gallaga movie with all the bits and pieces of Gallaga movies jabbed into it. All the actors who played a part in this film are reminiscent of his other films: Liza Lorena in Oro, Plata, Mata, Manilyn Reynes in Shake, Rattle, & Roll episodes, Richard Gomez in Once Upon a Time, Cherry Pie Picache in Baby Love, Ian Veneracion in Unfaithful Wife 2, amongst others. In that aspect, it is really what it says it is: an all-star cast! You'd never know who would suddenly popped out in a scene.
The storyline, which sometimes becomes absurd, is simple. It isn't a laugh-out-loud comedy but still very entertaining. Peque makes up for it with his cinematic way of dealing with the script: the traditional way mixed with a couple of animation, dream sequences, and colorful background. It seemed like that the film is done fantastically with all the demented but interesting characters in it. In two words, I could say that Pinoy Blonde is an eye candy! It gives you a pleasing treat with an after taste.
Check out the Eddie Garcia with his hilarious song number!
My Rating: 4 out of 5
Out of the three, Nasaan si Francis? by Gabby Fernandez tried to be funny but failed miserably. It is reminiscent of the Hollywood film Weekend at Bernie's. Yet like that film, it is very much forgettable. The somewhat commedable acting of the cast (except for Rico Blanco who seemed to border on being retarded and stupid when it comes to his acting and characterization) couldn't make up for the inanity of its plot and its technical ineptitude (bad sound, poor editing, faulty lighting).
Christopher de Leon could've broke out of his acting shell in this film yet you couldn't miss out the fact that his character as the drug dealer is dim-witted. How could a drug dealer collect the payment by himself? Doesn't he have collectors for it?
This is a non-sensical film that would truly give you nothing in the end.
Check out Tanya and Julia Clarete's dance number. Though short, quite engaging! :-)
My Rating: 2 out of 5