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I'm having my pre-birthday blues. It'd be difficult to shake it off because it'll last until February ends. After my birthday comes, post-birthday blues naman. Hay!

With a deadline hanging over me, this is not good! Grrr!

Rebyus Ever!

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.This Tim Burton adaptation of a Stephen Sondheim's masterpiece is a musical feat. It may not be perfect but it is great as hell! For one thing, Tim need not give us much visual glare (he gave much visual gore though) the way musicals should because the lyrics of the songs already speak for themselves. What he brought though is some great acting from the entire cast led by Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham-Carter, never mind the singing as long as they have delivered it well.

Sweeney Todd is about a barber whose family has been wronged by the city's judge. After years of imprisonment, he comes back to avenge himself with the help of his landlady and meat pie's maker, Mrs. Lovett. Themes of revenge and death surround the film yet you couldn't help feel for the plight of its characters. With such loneliness, sino ba ang hindi gugustuhin na magtampumpay sila, di ba? Dark and horrifyingly funny, Sweeney Todd is not just for musical lovers. They can also be enjoyed by those who stay away from them. Now you have a reason to see one! See it and be proud you have seen it!

Ooh, Mr Todd! I'm so happy. I could eat you up, I really could. - "By the Sea"

Rating: 8.5/10

27 Dresses. Cute, that is 27 Dresses! I'm not sure whether that's bad or not but then, who can resist the charms of Katherine and James? Katherine is such a sweetheart while James is so dreamy! He can take Patrick's title any time! With those blue eyes, shiny smile, and bedroom voice, awww! He'll truly melt in your hearts!

27 Dresses is about a woman who dreams of having her own dream wedding. Hangga't wala pa 'yun, enjoy muna siya sa pag-organize, pag-attend, at pagiging isa sa mga bridesmaids sa mga kasal ng mga kaibigan. However, when a man exposes her heart's true desires, she begins to wonder about the possibility of truly having her dream wedding.

Rating: 6/10 (For James, I give it a 10!)

Colma: The Musical. We, Pinoys, should be proud of this one. Songs and screenplay written by Pinoy H. P. Mendoza, this one is definitely a must-watch. It is about three friends who grew up in Colma. Two of them (a guy and his gay best friend) want to leave the city and they try their best to do whatever it takes to make their dreams come true -- even leaving their family and memories behind. Or are they truly leaving them? As they say (or sing) always, Colma stays.

Colma: The Musical obviously had limited budget. The acoustics of the songs are limited to guitar and piano (and sometimes follow same beats which could be irritating at times but helps in keeping up with them) and the production values are so simple that one would think that it is a student film. It also has the feel of not taking the musical vibe seriously by not going all-out. Imagine, most of the singing happens when they are walking! Ayun, habang naglalakad, pakanta-kanta lang. Where did their imagination and choreography go? Limited budget doesn't mean limited imagination, right? Sayang at marami pa naman siyang possibilities.

Overall though, it is good. The songs may not be great compared to other musicals but they have potential. Maganda naman silang pakinggan. Ang isa lang sa problema ko ay si writer. Does he also need to star in it? Baka naman there is a better actor than him.

Rating: 7/10

Naked Boys Singing! Apart from the Sweeney Todd soundtrack that is on rotation on my player, I truly enjoy listening to NBS. It is pure gay camp and fun! Once you get pass the gratituous nudities on the show, tuloy-tuloy na ang saya at tuwa! Most of the actors are good-looking so hindi lang listening delight ang show, visual feast din siya. Umuulan ng nota figuratively at literally!

The songs range from witty to vulgar, serious to scandalous, humorous to plain absurd. Nevertheless, it is fun fun fun! After all, they're naked men singing! It is one of my current favorites! Talagang mapapakanta ka ng "Jack's Song" - I beat my meat! I beat my meat! I get a grip, unzip zip zip. I'm gonna give myself a treat!

Rating: 8/10

Eternal Summer. I have never been so much affected emotionally by a film in recent times like this one. It is tension-filled especially for people who has gone through the same situation as the characters. It is about two boys, Boy A & Boy B, who grew up together and become the best of friends. Their worlds are shaken by the introduction of a girl who come in between them.

Girl becomes involves with Boy A (Bryant Chang, who looks a lot like our very own Mike Tan) but learns that he is very much in love with Boy B (Joseph Chang, whose puppy-eyes and bad boy looks - in the movie - are really to die for!) . She continues being friends with him only to get into a deeper friendship with Boy B. Since then, naging masalimuot na ang mga nangyari sa kanila. Every minute of the film once the secret has been told is stress-inducing. Iba-ibang level siya especially when the most-awaited event between the two leads happens. When it happens, ibang feeling naman ang mararamdaman mo. I have hated Girl for coming in-between the two boys but later, my sympathy goes to her na.

ES is considered to be a gay-movie from Thailand. However, it speaks of universal truth -- love! Wala namang gender na dapat i-consider pag dating sa love. All is fair in love and war, 'ika nga. But is truly fair when it comes to love? Ang isa sa pinakamasakit na mararanasan mo sa love ay 'yung ma-in love ka sa best friend mo. Mahirap na nga 'yung boy-girl best friends, mas mahirap ang boy-boy best friends. Iyun na 'ata ang pinakanakakalokang experience ko sa tanang buhay ko, and I have fallen into such pits several times. Buti na lang at natuto na ko.

Ending is open-ended. It has worked for some while the others hated it. Nevertheless, ES has become one of the critically-acclaimed films that came from Thailand.

Rating: 8/10

I Am Legend. Ayos ang pagka-suspense nito sa umpisa. Nakaka-tensyon talaga. But somehow, it ended na parang may kulang. Parang nadaya ka. However, despite sa pag-drag niya kung minsan, OK pa rin siyang panoorin. Sayang nga lang 'yung potential ng mga zombie-like creatures. Hindi na-maximize. Rating: 6/10. National Treasures: Book of Secrets. Galeng nito! Exciting at nakakatuwa. I liked it better than Part 1 (na kailan ko rin lang napanood). Pero 'yung iba mas like 'yung una. Rating: 7/10. Katas ng Saudi. Nakakatawa! Totoong-totoo! Pero naman! Manalo bang Best Actor si Jinggoy? Di naman 'ata 'yun makatotohanan! Kakalokah! At sana tigilan na ni LT ang pagpapa-obage. Hindi na maka-react ang mga muscles niya sa mukha, eh. Parang relaks na relaks sila. Mas nakakalokah! Hindi ko alam kung sa'n ako maalarma, sa akiting ni Jinggoy o sa non-reactive niyang facial muskels. Directed by Joey Reyes. Rating: 7/10. Sakal, Sakali, Saklolo. Medyo disappointed ako with this one. Tama nga ang desisyon ni direk Joey na 'wag gawan ng sequels ang mga movies niya. The magic dies kasi. Maraming scenes na pakiramdam ko ay ininject lang para pampahaba ng movie. Even the vacation scenes didn't make much sense to me. At lagi nag-o-overreact ang character ni Juday, ah! Maski ang mga hirit ng karakter ni Gina, OA na. Kainez! Rating: 5/10. Pasukob. Ay, ano ba 'tong movie na 'to? Kung wala si Mahal, di ako natawa sa kanya. Siguro nagalit si direk Chito kay direk Wenn hindi dahil sa ini-spoof ang Feng Shui at Sukob. Kundi dahil it's a poor excuse for a spoof. (Pero s'ympre, chism lang daw 'yung nagalit siya. Asus!) Rating: 2/10. Apat Dapat, Dapat Apat. If Katas ng Saudi is the better MMFF '07 movie of direk Joey, this one is the better direk Wenn film. You really need not take the film seriously. It has its moments of laughter and bittersweet moments. Pramis, it made me shed tears three times! Genuine kasi 'nung dating ng friendship ng four leads. May kurot sa puso kumbaga. Candy Pangilinan shines in her dramatic moments while Eugene Domingo oftentimes make such great comic timing. May mga spoofs din siya but done with taste. Hindi OA. Rating: 7/10. Superbad. Superbad is supergood! It is seriously funny and laugh-out-loud dramatic! It is about two high school friends that are about to separate for college. Grabe! One of the greatest moments in cinema happened at the end of the movie. Truly heartwarming! Hindi lang kurot sa puso ang ginawa. Parang dinakma niya ang puso mo at pinatibok! That's how great it is! Rating: 9/10

You Know You're Getting Old(er) When. . .

You see familiar faces and you can't say how they are connected to you.

For the life of me, I've been seeing familiar people on the street or in malls and there are times that I can't tell whether they were schoolmates, neighbors, former students, acquaintances, (sort of/feeling) celebrities (that I've seen on TV or movies), or people I've seen on the net. OK lang naman sana na hindi ko sila makilala. The problem lies when they start smiling, acknowledging whatever connections we had. I don't smile back because what I know for sure eh hindi ko sila talaga kangitian noong araw pa. But then, I feel guilty afterwards. I mean, eto na nga't namamansin sila at ako naman 'tong nang-iisnab. Then I'd ask myself, sino ba sila? Sa'n ko ba sila nakilala? Iniisip ko rin if ever I will see them again 'cause if I will, maybe it's time that I start making ties with them. Minsan din iniisip ko kung naging crush ko ba sila dati o wala lang. Pero ang pinakaiiwasan kong mangyari ay makasalubong at ngitian ng mga taong I had "intimate relations" with at 'di sila makilala! 'Di pa naman nangyayari 'yun dahil 'di rin naman sila karamihan para di ko maalala. 'Di naman ako kalahi ni Samantha (of SATC), no. Nonetheless, I'm happy with the new connections I'm making and re-connecting with old friends and class/schoolmates.

Hay, ang buhay nga naman ng tumatanda. In a few days, I'll be turning 31. Syemas! Kailan lang ay 25 ako at pakiramdam ko ay pagkatanda-tanda ko na. Dumating pa nga ako sa point na pakiramdam ko na 'di ako aabot sa edad na 'to kaya I didn't make any much plans. (I was in a kinda "negative" state then. Ah - 20s crisis!) Kaya ngayon 'eto ako at tipong naghahabol sa mga dapat habulin.

Dati ako ang (isa sa) pinakabata sa Northfield when I first started teaching, ngayon naman ay marami na silang mga bata na kasama ko. (Kakanta na ko ng "Gulong ng palad!")

Natatawa na nga lang ako minsan sa mga kabataan ngayon. (Siyet! Kabataan ngayon talaga? Ang tanda ko na nga!) Lagi silang nagmamadali. Laging atat na atat na magkaru'n ng maraming achievements at maging successful. Parang wala ng bukas. Kaya ang ending tuloy, they get frustrated and disappointed. 'Di ko rin naman sila masisisi. Ang guide nila ay 'yung mga taong naging milyonaryo (o bilyonaryo) during their 20s. Gusto nila ma-achive nila 'yun. There's nothing wrong with that, of course. Ang siste, they don't get to enjoy life the way they supposed to. Tingnan natin 'pag dating nila sa 30s-40s kung hindi nila habulin ang mga bagay na nilampasan nila.

So kung dati ay iniisip kong di ko mararating ang 30s, ngayon ay gusto kong marating ang 40s. Sabi kasi nila, everything seems steady when you reach 40. Parang wala ka ng masyadong iniitindi. 'Di ka na maloka-loka sa gusto mong mangyari sa buhay. You just go with the flow. Gusto ko 'yun. Mabuhay dahil gusto mo. Mabuhay dahil masarap mabuhay.

'Yun lang.

P.S. Hay, ano ba ang mood ng post na 'to? Cheery o sad ba? Kagagaling lang namin ng Disney on Ice. May epek kaya 'yun sa mood na kinalabasan ng post na 'to?

Q & A Laughs

Host : When you entered show biz two years ago, what was your goal?
Guest : I wanted to be a good and popular recording actress!
Ay, ambiyosa!

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Host : What's the latest from the Department of Health?
Co-host : Only this morning, the month of May was declared as Asthma Day.
Let's repeat: May Asthma Day -- it ryhmes!

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Host : Our next guest has a new movie to promote. Oh, will you greet our viewers?
Guest : Hello! Thank you to our show!
Guest ka lang kaya!

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Host : What is your special greeting today, Mother's Day?
Guest : Of course, I want to greet Happy Mother's Day to all of my mothers!
Uy, marami siyang nanay!

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Host : How long do you think your concert will last—until morning?
Guest : It's hard to say, but we hope it will last late due to the many participation!
Forever ba gusto mo? Tatalunin nito ang Walang Tulugan!

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Host : What have you done to improve your figure?
Guest : Well, I admit, I had liposection.
Which section?

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Host : Where would you like to travel—what country? What place?
Guest : I am intrigued about going to Mongolia.
Host: Really? What is it that fascinates you about Mongolia? The Mongoloids?
Kailangan bang sagutin 'yan?

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Host : What will happen to the lawyer if it is proven that he faked the evidence in this case?
Guest : If the proof is strong and the motive to fool the court can be clearly established, he could be disbarged!
That's right, throw that dishonest lawyer off the barge!

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Host : Who are the leaders of your organization— do you know them?
Guest : Yes, but unfortunately, right now, those which are, I cannot call the names!
Then dont call them! Asar, ah!

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Host : Did you like that old video we just played? That feature was on a great guitarist from way back, he was a steady of Frank Sinatra!
Frank Sinatra went steady with a male guitarist?!

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Host : Your US tour is pushing through?
Guest : Yes, so Fil-Ams in the States, watch out, the biggest singing stars from here will be gracing their fans from there next month!
Wow! From here, from there?! Pa'no 'yun?

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Host : What is your group against?
Guest : We condone the habitual, kneejerk removal of presidents!
Condone? You mean condemn, don't you?

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Host : What's the latest on the storm—is it clearing up?
Guest : Its strength is lessening, but there are outlying areas that are still feeling the effects of the reminants of the typhoon.
Ay, reminants! Ano 'yun?

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Host : What do you want to say to corrupt government officials?
Guest : There's still time to change, to reform, to be molarly upright!
Sige, ipa-brace ang mga molars!

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Host : How did your conference last week go?
Guest : Oh, it was successful—it was very good attended!
Nice to hear na very good attended siya!

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Host : Are you ready for the rally? Are all preventive measures in place?
Guest : Yes, we believe so.
Host: What specific preventive security measures will you be barking on?
Woof, woof!

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Host : Saan ang dream vacation mo?
Girl Contestant : Amangpulo.
Hmmm. . . Sa'n 'yun?

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Host : What was the very first gift that you gave to your girlfriend?
Male Contestant : Uhmm. . . taptoy.
Host : What taptoy?
Male Contestant : Taptoy na teddy bird.
Sa'n makakabili nito?

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Host : What's your ideal age for marriage?
Girl : Uhm, uhm, I am not sure. . .
Host : Hindi, kunwari ikaw, more or less.
Girl : Uhmm. . . more. (Crowd booing) Sige, Sige. Less, less. . .
Di ba, less is more?

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Host : If you had a foreigner friend, where will you bring him to showcase the beauty of the Philippines?
Girl Contestant : Bocaue.
Host : Bocaue. Why Bocaue? There are so many places in the Philippines? Why Bocaue?
Girl : Because it's a magnificent place.
Host : Which part of Bocaue?
Girl : The Bocaue Rice Terraces.
Ay, panalo!

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The contestant, presenting herself, talks into the mic and says, "Hi! I'm Cristine Reyes from Bagiuo...," and then she turns around, walks a little, goes back then yells at the top of her lungs! Then shouts, "CITYYYYYYYY! !!!"

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From Little Miss Philippines

Host : Anong gusto mo pag-laki mo?
Girl : Maging lalaki po!

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Host : Who's your favorite author?
Contestant : Danielle Steele
Host : Why Danielle Steele?
Contestant : Because, because...Danielle Steele, I like best.

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Host : How would you like me to address you?
Contestant : My address is Project 8, Quezon City.

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Host : What is your best feature?
Contestant : My graduation feature.
O di ba! Baka nga naman maganda ang kuha niya ru'n. Studio pic ba?

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Host : So tell us, why did join this contest?
Contestant : Me, join this contest, why did I. Thank you!
Good answer!

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Host : What do you want to be after you graduate?
Contestant : I want to be a successful Medicine.
For AIDS or for cancer?

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Host : Hindi ito boob, hindi ito tube. Pero tinatawag itong boobtube. Ano ito?
Contestant : BRA!

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Host : What is you favorite motto?
Contestant : If others can't why, why can't I!
Korek!

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Host : What would you like to say to foreigners?
Contestant : Please come back.
Ala Jack & Rose ba ang akting nito?

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From gay beauty contest

Host : What is the one thing that symbolizes happiness for you?
Gay contestant : (Stops, thinks and then smiles) Eggplant po!
Ayyy!

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Host : What is your typical day?
Contestant : I think Saturday po!
Ako, Friday!

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From gay contest

Host : Ano ang advantage mo sa ibang contestant?
Gay Contestant : I think and believe na bilang isang bading. . . Ano nga po ulit yung question?

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Host : Which part of your body is your best asset?
Contestant : Si Melanie Marquez po!
Huwatttt?!?

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Host : What is your favorite motto?
Contestant : (After a long pause) I don't have a motto eh.

The crowd starts helping her out. The crowd starts saying "Time is gold! Time is gold!"

Contestant : I have na po. Chinese gold!
Tumpak na sangkatutak!

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Host : If you were to describe the color blue to a blind person, how would you do it?"
Contestant : That's a very good question. Keep it up. (Then the girl turns and walks away.)
Di ko keri yu'n, ah!

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Host : So, you're vegetarian, what is your favorite vegetable?
Contestant : I like potatoes, tomatoes, beans and what's that? Kalabash?
What's that again?!

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Host : What is your motto?
Contestant : Actor! (Everyone starts laughing.) Aay, actress pala.
Ano difference?

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Host : Who is your favorite fictional character?
Girl : JOSE RIZAL! (Crowd starts laughing.)
Host : Who is your favorite hero then?
Girl : Hulk Hogan.
Applause! Applause!

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Host : If you were to become a superhero, what would your power be?
Girl Contestant : Uhmm. . . A bumble bee!
Ng Transformers o ng Bee Movie?

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Host : What is your edge over the other contestants?
Girl Contestant : My edge.... 23 years old.
Are the others younger or older?

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Host : What, in your opinion, is the ideal age for marriage?
Girl : Between 24 and 25!
Hmmm. . . Bakit kaya?

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Host : How do you see yourself 10 years from now?
Girl : I'll be 28.
Onga naman! Ang bobo ng tanong, ah!

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Host : Describe your love one in three words.
Girl : Kahit nga po 1 word, kaya ko.
Host : OK, sige!
Girl : In one word, MY LIFE!

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Host : If you were given any special power, what would it be?
Girl : Power of Attorney!
Gusto ko rin 'ata 'yun!

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Host : So you like reading, who's your favorite author?
Girl : Uhmm, Shakespeare.
Host : What works of Shakespeare?
Girl : Hindi ko po alam, eh.
Host : But he's your favorite.
Girl : Eh kasi patay na sya eh.
Awooo!

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Host : What is the biggest problem facing the youth today?
Girl : Drugs.
Host : Why?
Girl : Mahal, eh!
Dapat isama siya sa cheaper drugs bill!

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Host : What is the essence of being gay?
Contestant : I'm proud to be gay because what is naked is essential to the eye!
Paki-connect nga?

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Host : What makes you blush?
Girl : Blush on!
Isa pang tangang tanong!

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Host : Hey, I heard you almost didn't make it, how did you get here? Did you ride or did you walk?
Gay Contestant : Of course, did you ride. What do you think of me, did you walk?
What did you think of me, thinking of you?!

The Other Brad

The Cure is one of my favorite films ever! It is about two boys who grew up in two different environments yet developed an unlikely friendship.

Erik (Brad Renfro) grows up in an uncaring family while Dexter (Joseph Mazzello) is very much loved and cared for by his. Dexter has acquired AIDS through blood transfusion. Upon learning such, Erik decides to help him find the cure of his disease. On their journey, they not only find great friendship but learn self-sacrifice, as well.

I have seen The Cure several times and it never failed to make me cry. It is one of those great movies about friendship (like My Girl) that'll make you bawl over.

Aside from the fact that it is a great movie, s'ympre super crush ko si Brad. I've liked him ever since I saw him in The Client. Sad to say though that after a good start in the movies, napariwara ang kanyang buhay. Problems with his family had led to drug problems. He was trying to mend his ways, I believe, but it was too late. At 25, his body was found dead. The cause is unknown.

Hay! I haven't seen the movie for quite some time and it seems like I'd be watching it again soon. I might cry myself to death this time. . .

Brad Renfro, may you rest in peace.

Beware of Her Vajayjay

Biboy has read about this film months ago while I was conceptualizing Panata. He was actually freaked out just knowing what it was all about. It premiered in the 2007 Sundance Film Festival under the drama category. (Drama pa 'to sa lagay n'yan, ah!)

Showing in the US this January, this is Teeth. I'm not sure when it'll be shown here (or if ever we'll have the chance to see it on Phippine cinemas).

Para sa mga walang kontrol sa sarili riyan, ipagdasal n'yong 'wag nyo s'yang ma-encounter!

Buti na lang 'di kami mahilig sa *eps. Nangangain pala. *wink wink*

Vajayjay -- Dr. Bailey's (of Grey's Anatomy) term for vagina.

Also read The Myth of Vagina Dentata

Sharon 2k8

Palalampasin ko ba naman ang pagkakataong makasama si Mega on the celebration of her 42nd birthday sa Araneta? S'ympre hindi! At buti na lang hindi ko siya na-miss! (Thanks to Gigi who has always been kind enough to provide us with tickets and go through the hassles of getting them despite her hectic schedule. Sobrang thankful ako sa 'yo! Iba talaga ang tulungan nating mga Sharonians, no?) It turned out that the night was also a celebration of Mega's 30th anniversary in show biz.

It was a fun-filled night. Better than her 2007 celebration held in the same venue. At talaga namang namutiktik ang mga bituin mula sa VTR (Rudy F, Cesar M, Charo S, Amalia F, Robin P, etc.) hanggang sa entablado (Zasazsa P, Pops F, Lorna T, Aga M, Judy Ann S, Albert M, Piolo P, Ai-ai, Randy S, Herbert B, Ruffa G, Joey G, Joey JR, Manny C, Fanny S, Martin N, Bert dL, etc.) na malugod na bumati kay Mega. Ngunit kahit pa wala sila, buo na ang gabi sa number pa lang ni KC. Matindi talaga! She actually didn't say anything anymore because the number said it all. No amount of words would top that! (See video below)

I was with Angel (na tuwang-tuwa kay Didi of Zaturnnah aka Chocoleit, shouting "Si Didi!"), Egg (na talaga namang mega-tili when Piolo sang!), and Biboy that night. I was supposed to be with other people but they didn't make it. Sayang! We really held on to your seats 'till the time you said you can't make it (about past 9). Di ako galit but I was completely (and utterly) disappointed. Sana may na-invite pa kong iba if your hearts weren't set to go there after all. Hay! Lilipas din 'to. . .

On the other hand, 'ika nga ni Gigi, para siyang Sharonians Online fans reunion. Good seeing Cynthia, Lorie, Racquel, and Pam (who I met two years ago at, except for Cynthia, pare-pareho kaming naka-PS I Love You pink t-shirts!) and it was pleasantly nice (sort of) meeting Jon, Carlo, and Ren (though the last two and I weren't really introduced to each other). Sorry that I had to leave early. May kasamang bata, eh.

Anyway, I don't have much pictures to post but I have videos of the fun numbers that night. Enjoy watching them. Of course, don't fail to watch the telecast this Sunday!


Pokey & Chokey: Super Sharonians!


Ai-ai with the Coverboys


KC's Kahapon Lamang

Photos from last year's birthday concert here

Happy birthday, Mega!

This is a great post by John Lapus in honor of Mega's birthday. Nakakaaliw siyang basahin! So, in a way, binabati ko na rin siya by re-posting this write-up. Kapag sinipag ako, I might write my own ode for the Mega. . .

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Sharon Cuneta
8:16 pm, Saturday
January 5, 2008

During my dalaginding years, I idolized Maricel Soriano. It was during my elementary school days that she appeared on the silver screen as the loud-mouth babaeng bakla. She was so funny and hyper during her days as a teen star. Ang cute niya sa pelikulang Underage, Oh my Mama, Galawgaw, at yung TV show na Kaluskos Musmos. At siyempre, siya si Shirley na anak nina John and Marsha.

Napapansin ko, kakapanood ko kay Maricel, nagagaya ko ang mannerisms niya. Feeling ko, si Maricel Soriano din ako. Hahaha! My sister who is a full-pledged babaeng bakla liked her too. Lahat ng hairstyle ni Maricel ginaya ng ate ko. Halos lahat yata ng batang bakla at babaeng bakla noong ‘80s, idol si Maricel Soriano.

One time, nanonood ako ng See-True ni Ate Luds (Inday Badiday), may ini-interview siyang dalaginding. Sosyal! Nag-i-Ingles! Siya daw yung kumanta ng “Mr. DJ,” pamangkin daw ni Tito Sotto at anak ng Mayor ng Pasay. She was promoting her launching movie with Gabby Concepcion na kasama ni Marya sa Regal Films. Sharon Cuneta ang name niya.

I hated her. Kasi nabasa ko sa mga showbiz magazines na dala ng Tatay ko na si Sharon daw ang ipangtatapat kay Maricel. May Snooky pa din that time, pero di ko type kasi ang payat at masyadong mestiza. At saka given noon na si Snooky ang drama at si Maricel naman ang comedy. Feeling ko, wala nang lulugaran si Sharon.

Lahat ng kapitbahay namin, pinanood yung Dear Heart. Curious sila doon sa Sharon. Nag-watch din kami ng Nanay ko. Hindi ako naka-relate. May mga English dialogue yung pelikula. At nakakaloka kasi punong-puno ‘yong sinehan. ‘Kainis! May kaklase ako noon naging fan agad ni Sharon. Naloka ako kasi alam ko pareho kaming Maricelian. Natraydoran ako sa bruha! Hindi ko siya kinausap hanggang Grade 5!

Hindi ko feel si Sharon pero pinanood ko pa din ang My Only Love, P.S. I Love You, at Friends In Love. Aba, dapat i-check ang pinangtatapat sa Maricel ko. Parang yung mga Noranians pinapanood ang pelikula ni Ate Vi at ang mga Vilmanians pinapanood ang mga pelikula ni Ate Guy. Kasi kailangan mai-compare ang performance ng ka-rival ng idol mo. ‘Mas masaya ang chikahan pag gano’n.

I was 12 to 13 years old. Kasalukuyang may utang ako sa school ko noong high school kasi iniwan na kami ng Tatay ko. Walang laman ang ref namin at mahaba ang lista ng utang sa kapitbahay. Showing ang Bukas Luluhod Ang Mga Tala. Nilibre ako ng mga kaklase ko noong high school sa sine. Mas masaya kasi sila ‘pag kasama ako at alam nilang hate ko si Sharon. My God! Ang pila hanggang kalye ng D’ Square Theater sa Bayan (Novaliches). Sa sahig na kami nakaupo by the time na nakapasok kaming magbabarkada. Nabasa ko sa magazine na ito daw ang first movie ni Sharon na mahirap siya at hindi siya nag-i-Ingles. Tingnan ko nga.

Sa eksenang pinahabol sa aso si Raymond Lauchengco, medyo natigilan na ako. Sa eksenang nakatingala sina Gina Pareño at Sharon sa mansion ng mga mayayaman at nangako si Sharon na bukas luluhod ang mga tala, humagulgol na ako ng iyak. Sa eksenang tinulungan pa din ni Sharon ang mga stepsisters niya kahit inapi-api sila, sipon ko na ang tumutulo. Paglabas ng D’ Square Theater, Sharonian na ako. Pinamukha sa akin ni Sharon Cuneta na ang nararamdaman kong kahirapan ng mga panahong ‘yon ay lilipas din.

Sinundan pa ‘yon ng sunod-sunod na rags-to-riches movies ni Sharon, ‘tulad ng Bituing Walang Ningning at Pasan Ko Ang Daigdig. Basta laging singer siyang mahirap, maaapi, sisikat, yayaman, lalaban, pero magpapatawad pa din sa huli. Naging pamantayan ko sa buhay, hanggang ngayon, ang mga roles ni Sharon Cuneta sa ilang pelikula niya.

Halos mamatay ako nang mabuntis si Sharon at magpakasal ng maaga kay Gabby. Ang feeling ko, hindi na siya mag aartista. Hindi ako binigo ng Megastar. Bumalik siya pagkapanganak kay KC. Tuloy ang ligaya.

In fairness sa akin, I remained a Maricelian. Puwede naman pala. Hindi naman din kasi naging super-rival si Sharon at Maricel, unlike Nora at Vilma na pati ang mga fans nag-aaway. At bihira magtapat ng playdates ang mga movies ni Maricel at Sharon, unlike Nora at Vilma na tapatan talaga.

1993, first few months ko working in ABS-CBN as a researcher for Showbiz Lingo. It was a Friday night. Inaaliw ko ang mga co-staffer ko sa old production office ng ABS-CBN. Maliit ang office na ‘yon at konti lang kami, so magkakakilala kaming lahat. Sumasayaw ako sa ibabaw ng table. Ginagaya ko si Pia Moran, Ate Luds, Sheryl Cruz, at five voices in Shaider. Tawa sila nang tawa.

‘Pag Friday, may opening MTV taping si Sharon for The Sharon Cuneta Show (TSCS) ang mga Adrenaline Dancers, security guards, at mga crew, nanonood ng one-man show ko. Hyper ako that night. My best performance ever sa ibabaw ng table. Hindi ko napansin, audience ko na din pala si Sharon. Napahinto ako sa hiya. God, si Sharon Cuneta pumapalakpak at tumatawa sa ginagawa ko! E, idol ko ito. Say ng Megastar, “Tuloy lang John, please. Naaaliw ako!” Grabe, alam ni Sharon Cuneta ang pangalan ko. Tinuloy ko ang show, lalo kong ginalingan. Trivia, sobrang matandain sa pangalan si Sharon Cuneta. As in.

Since then, pinapapunta ako ni Sharon sa recording at MTV shooot niya every Friday night. Minsan, ang mga staff na ang tumatawag sa akin. Naging routine na aaliwin ko muna siya bago siya mag-ecording. After ng Showbiz Lingo, diretso na ako sa studio ng TSCS para tumulong sa pag-aaliw ng audience at kay Sharon na din. Favorite ni Shawie ang pagsayaw ko na ala-Pia Moran to the tune of “Earthquake.”

Minsan, sinama na ako ni Erick Edralin (MTV director of TSCS) sa MTV ni Sharon at eventually naging semi-regular ako sa mga skit ng TSCS na alam ko naman na siya ang nagre-request. Pinapag-host pa ako ni Sharon sa mga Christmas party ng TSCS kahit hindi pa naman ako kilala that time. Tuma-tumbling ako sa sofa at minsa’y pumasok sa loob ng garbage bag, maaliw lang ang Megastar.

Nakakatawa ang kuwento na ‘yon. Naka-ready na ako sa labas ng recording studio ni Shawie. Say ng mga bakla, ibahin ko naman daw ang gimik ko sa “Earthquake.” So, pumasok ako sa loob ng garbage bag at tumabi sa mga basura para paglabas ni Shawie, bigla akong lalabas sa loob ng garbage bag. Ang punchline, may kausap pala si Shawie sa phone. Hindi naman ako makalabas at baka any moment matapos na ang phone conversation niya. Isa-isa kong binubutas ang garbage bag para lang makahinga sa loob. After 30 minutes pa dumating si Shawie at paglabas ko ng garbage bag, e, pawis na pawis na ako. Hahaha! (Favorite ko 'tong kwento. Aliw na aliw ako when I heard it once during a Sharon Fans Day taping. If I remember it right, aaliwin niya si Shawie noon kasi kaka-break lang ni Goma.)

Mind you, may mga benefits ang pagiging official taga-aliw ni Mega. Remember the time na biglang na-headline na nagpakasal si Gabby kay Jenny Syquia? Every week, umiiyak si Sharon sa TSCS. Kung ano ang closing song niya, ‘yon ang naramdaman niya that week. Grabe ‘yung “Don’t Forget Me” dahil simula hanggang matapos ang kanta, umiiyak siya. Sharon would not grant anyone for an interview.

One Friday night, she could not record dahil iyak daw nang iyak. Eloisa Matias (TSCS EP) asked me kung puwede kong aliwin ulit ang Megastar. Agree ako agad. Nalulungkot ang idol ko so dapat aliwin. Kahit mugto ang mata ni Shawie sa pag-iyak, nakuha pa din niyang tumawa habang sumasayaw ako ng “Earthquake.” Sa kalagitnaan ng tawa niya, naglakas-loob ako at mahaderang nagtanong, “Pwede ka ba namin ma-interview for Showbiz Lingo?” Isang matamis na “For you John, go” ang isinagot niya sa akin.

Sa Showbiz Lingo lang nagsalita ang Megastar tungkol sa nararamdaman niya that time. Ang taas ng rating ng show namin noon. Na-promote ako as a Segment Producer the week after. Taray!

Maganda ang ginawang structure ng boss naming si Deo Endrinal (Supervising Producer of Showbiz Lingo) sa aming mga Segment Producers. May kanya-kanya kaming hawak na artista. Kung sino ang hawak mo, ikaw dapat ang mag-interview sa kanya. ‘Pag may nabalitaan si Deo tungkol sa hawak mong star, at hindi namin na-interview ang star na ‘yon about that issue, lagot kami. Yung mga mas senior sa akin na Segment Producers, madaming hawak na big stars. Ako that time, dalawa lang—sina Maricel Soriano at Sharon Cuneta. Bongga!

So sa mga interview ni Sharon noon sa Showbiz Lingo, kamay ko ang may hawak ng mic.

Ako nakakita kay Kiko (Pangilinan) nang nililigawan pa niya si Sharon at sinusundo pa sa recording. Ako nag-cover kina Sharon at KC sa airport when they left Manila for Boston at doon muna tumira. Nakakaloka ‘yang si Shawie. Maski noong nasa Boston siya, napapadalan kami ng Christmas gifts. Ako pa din ang sumalubong kay Sharon sa airport nang umuwi na siya after two years. Pagbalik niya, talk show na ang gusto niyang gawin. Nag-volunteer akong Talent Coordinator for her Sunday talk show, SHARON.

Nagkaroon ako ng show sa Folk Arts Theater, nag-guest si Sharon kahit hindi naman siya nangako.

Malaking influence sa buhay ko si Sharon Cuneta. By being her friend, I was given a little space in this business na nakakalula ang laki. In a way, hindi ako masyadong nalula because she is on my side. I gave Sharon a little laughter and she gave me her big heart. Na-inspire niya ako to be a better person and to appreciate the goodness in life. Sa movies niya at sa tunay na buhay. Ang sarap gayahin ang charisma niya sa tao at ang pagmamahal niya sa trabaho. No wonder siya ang Megastar. I am honored na naging kaibigan ko si Sharon na noo’y napapanood ko lang at hinahangaan. Naabot ko ang isang tala dahil kusa itong lumuhod just to be my friend.

Matagal na kaming hindi nagkikita but she would text me ones in a while to remind me that she never forgets me. Huli kaming nagkita sa birthday ni Mommy Carol Santos a few months ago. Sabi niya sa akin, “I miss you. I love you. Nanghihinayang ako at pinakawalan ka nila.” Ang friendship namin, parang yung giant candle na regalo niya 3 years ago pa, hindi nauubos. Thank you, Sharon Cuneta.

Happy birthday, Shawie. I miss you. I love you. Hindi ko pakakawalan ang frienship natin.

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Eighties Kid Ka Ba? (Part Deux)

Eighties Kid ka ba? (Part Deux)

1. Kilala mo sina Marilyn Villamayor, Caselyn Francisco, Keno, at si Kenneth Peralta.

Pinsan ni Lotlot, best friend ni Mane, Mr. Leaving Yesterday Behind, at basta, siya na un!

2. Inabot mo ang love teams nina Janno Gibbs-Manilyn Reynes (na naging triangle nung pumasok si Keempee de Leon sa eksena), Sheryl Cruz-Romnick Sarmenta, and Tina Paner-Cris Villanueva.

What can I say? Love ko sila! Hehehe.

3. Masugod kang taga-hanga ng Young Love, Sweet Love, Lovingly Yours, at tutal love na rin naman ang pinag-uusapan, Loveliness na rin.

4. Nag-artista noon sina Alvin Patrimonio and Jerry Codinera.

5. Nanunuod ka kay Tito Pepe sa Family Kwarta o Kahon tuwing Linggo at nakikisigaw ka ng “Kahon! Kahon!”

6. Ang sikat na mga child stars nun ay sina Aiza Seguerra, Lady Lee, RR Herrera at si Atong Redillas.

7. Nauso ang get-up na a la Milli Vanilli na blazers with matching cycling shorts, very colorful loose polo, mid-thigh socks and black bulldogs.

8. Kilala mo ang Milli Vanilli.

9. Kabisado mo ang Electric Youth (song and dance routine ka pa!).

10. Maitim pa n'un si Michael Jackson.

At kagalang-galang pa!

11. Uso ang buhok na kulot na kulot na mahaba sa likod (a la El De Barge).

12. Sosyal ka pag naka-Love Bus ka.

13. Alam mo kung aling commercial ito galing: “All the way down!”

Hmmm. . . Ano nga ito?

14. Inabot mo ang commercial ng Coolers kung saan si Rustom Padilla ay ang modelo.

15. Kilala mo si Bondying at si Wooly Booly.

Oo naman!

16. Co-host pa noon si Dolly Ann Carvajal sa Uncle Bob’s Lucky 7 Club.

17. Alam mong kantahin ang linyang ito: “Tatlong bente-singko lang ang aking kailangan…”

18. Nanonood ka dati ng “The Big Big Show” at “Penthouse Live.”

19. Meron kang wrist watch na nata-transform mo ng robot tapos mako-confiscate ng teacher mo kasi pinaglalaruan mo ito sa klase.

Parang ata. . .

20. Meron kang bandana/headband na katulad ng ginamit ni Ralph Macchio sa Karate Kid habang nakikipag-arm wrestling dahil sa “Over the Top.”

Korek!

21. Isa sa mga sikat (at nakakainis) na commercials ay yung sa 680 Home Appliances kung saan meron laging mga unano na lumalabas sa kahon sa dulo ng ad.

22. Hinding-hindi mo makakalimutan si Anjo Yllana at Smokey Manaloto dahil sa mga komentaryo nila sa Takeshi’s Castle.

Ay, oo!

23. Naglalaro kayo ng Chinese garter at kapag mataas na, nagta-tumbling ka na sa garter.

Di ko keri ito!

24. Kilala mo kung sino si Lenny Santos at ang ka-loveteam nyang si Rey PJ Abellana.

Oh, yes!

25. See True pa noon at hindi Eye to Eye ang show ni Inday Badiday.

Kung saan pinokpok ni Divina Valencia ng mic si Rey dela Cruz! Hahaha!

26. Knight Rider, The A-Team, Airwolf, Mission Impossible, McGuyver. Lahat yan pinapanood mo.

27. Meron kang collection ng Super Trump cards at holen.

28. Nagsha-shopping kayong pamilya sa Uniwide Sales, Isetann, Fairmart and Plaza Fair.

29. Nauso ang polka dots, city/walking shorts, baston na pantalon na bitin with matching Tretorn shoes. (Sosy ka pag naka-Tretorn ka.)

30. Ang mga shows noon ay Student Canteen, Champoy (na naging Executive Champoy nung '90s), Iskul Bukol, T.O.D.A.S. (ang makaka-decipher ng acronym na to, saludo ako sa’yo!), Sic o’Clock News, Ang Manok ni San Pedro, Okay Ka Fairy Ko, Buddy en Sol, John en Marsha at ang paborito ng lahat na Palibhasa Lalake (starring Richard Gomez, Joey Marquez and Miguel Rodriguez with Gloria Romero, Amy Perez and Cythia Patag! wahahahaha)

Palanggana!

31. Daring mag-shorts ang mga basketbolista dati.

At trunks kung trunks 'pag may beach scenes sa movies! Ah, I miss those days! Hahaha!

32. Hanggang ngayon ay nagtatalo kayo ng mga kaibigan mo kung Toyota o Crispa ang pinakamagaling na team sa PBA (syempre hindi pwedeng mawala ang debate na GInebra at SMB).

33. Makakabili ka ng Bubble Yum sa halagang kinse pesos lang.

Di ko na remember ito.

34. Uso pa ang magpadala ng voice tapes sa mga kamag-anak mo sa abroad.

With matching pakanta-kanta pa! Naka-ilang albums din ako! Hahaha!

35. Pupunta kang PT&T para magpadala ng telegrama o mag-long distance.

36. Siguradong merong Horlicks candy sa Mercury Drug.

37. Ang Apple computer mong 186 na kulay black and green ang screen ay may ultra-fast na dot matrix printer (mayaman ka na sobra kung black and white yung monitor mo!).

38. You grew up reading Archie comics, Hardy Boys, Nancy Drew and Bobsey Twins novels. ('Yun lang ang chine-check out mo sa library nyo).

39. Kung usapang kabayo lang din naman, sikat sina Petrang Kabayo, Kabayo Kids, at s'yempre si Richie d’ Horsie.

40. Bagong labas lang ang Islander na tsinelas nun at hindi ka in kung hindi ka naka-Islander.

41. Kilala mo si Maria Theresa Carlson (Si ako, Si Ikaw)

42. At dahil kilala mo si Maria Theresa Carlson, hindi mo made-deny na nanonood ka ng Chicks 2 Chicks na sinundan ng Chika Chika Chicks.

43. Naniwala ka sa kwentong namatay si Ultimate Warrior dahil pumutok ang veins nya nang binuhat nya si Andre the Giant.

44. Nanghuhuli ka ng mga gagamba para ipaaway ito sa tingting (tapos meron kang kahon ng posporo na ginawa mong subdivision ng mga gagambang nahuli mo!).

45. You used to watch Goin’ Bananas at kilala mo ang original na Bad Bananas bago pa pumasok si Direk Al Tantay (apat pa lang sila nun).

46. Alam mo ang title ng TV show ni Ricky Davao kung saan sya ay superhero at ang leading lady nya ay si Vivian Foz.

Ano ito?!

47. Meron kang collection ng Jollibee collectibles (plates, bags, alkansya na space trains, pencil sharpeners, etc).

Kadiri pa kumain sa McDo noon! Kakasuka.

48. Kilala mo sina Mr. Yum, Champ, Mico, Popo, Hetty, Lady Moo, and Twirly.

May mga alkansya pa ko nila hanggang ngayon! Cutie si Mr. Yum actually. Hehehe.

49. Ang baon mo noon ay sandwich na gawa ng mommy mo at Hi-C na tetra pack yung stripes pa ang print.

50. Mabibili mo ang paborito mong Tarzan, Big Boy o Bazooka Joe Bubble Gum sa halagang 25 cents each.

51. Bubble gum na rin naman ang usapan, bumibili ka ng isang maliit na paper bag ng mga pulang bubble gum na maliliit na bilog.

52. Nag-e-exercise kayo after ng flag ceremony nyo at ang tugtog ay “Let’s Get Physical” ni Olivia Newton-John.

53. Aakyat ka ng puno ng bayabas at magkukunwaring ninja.

54. Magkukunwari kang natutulog sa hapon para makapaglaro ka sa labas (pero for some reason, alam ng magulang mo na hindi ka tulog… galeng nila noh?!)

55. Nagkalat pa ang mga kalesa sa Sampaloc noon.

56. Meron kang Ray-Ban o Police na shades (na nauso nung sumikat si Randy Santiago).

57. Naglalakad ka sa Quad na suot-suot ang higante mong Walkman at ang mas higante mong headphones na ang kurdon ay yung parang sa telepono.

58. Inaabangan mo ang ending ng John en Marsha para lang marinig ang classic line ni Dely Atay-Atayan na “Kaya ikaw John, magsumikap kaaaaaaa!”

59. Remember this song from an SMB ad: “Si Nene, anak ni Mang-Te-baaaaan, kinidnap ng mga tu-li-saaaaan. Habol, mga katoto, at sa paghabol ay pumipitoooooo…”

60. Madalas kang bumibili sa labas ng school mo ng plastic balloon.

Oo!

61. Nauso ang pastel-colored shirts and pants.

62. Uso rin ang palakihan ng buhok. The bigger/taller, the better. Lalo na pag kulot, daig pa si Angela Davis at Pilita Corales!

63. Ang sine noon ay hindi mamahal sa 50 pesos isang tao.

Recto, Avenida, at Ali Mall pa ang sikat noon!

64. Buhay pa ang Gard Shampoo, Superwheel, Pepsodent, at ang line of products ng Oil of Olay.

Pepsodent, lasang bebel gum!

65. Alam mo ang Eumorpho Lakas Tao.

66. Nakikibirit ka sa mga contestants ng Tanghalan ng Kampeon tuwing Linggo ng hapon (hosted by Bert Marcelo and Pilita Corales).

67. Alam mong Tawag ng Tanghalan ang title bago naging Tanghalan ng Kampeon.

68. Nanonood ka rin ng Family 3+1 tuwing Sabado ng hapon.

Kina Princess Punzalan ito, di ba?

69. At alam mo arin ang commercial ng kambal na sina Mark & Anthony (na co-hosts din sa Family Kwarta o Kahon) na “ZAA Nature’s Touch Tawas, Laban sa Singaw Toothpeeeeeyst…”

70. Gumigimik ka pa noon sa Heartbeat MegaDisco at sinasayawan mo pa ang mga hits ng Club Noveau, Bananarama ,at The Jets.

71. Kabisadong-kabisado mo ang dance steps ni Maricel Soriano sa Shake Body Body Dancer.

72. Starstruck ka kina Susie & Geno.

73. You stay up late just to watch Mr. Shooli and Kuhol in Mongolian Barbeque.

74. You sing along to “Mr. Dreamboy” and “Sayang na Sayang Lang.” (Mr.Dreambooooyyy… Mr. Drea-himbooyyy… Anu kaya ang nasa isip mooooo?…)

Oo naman!

75. Shoemart pa rin ang tawag mo sa SM.

76. Marami kang alam na bugtong (e.g. Isang prinsesa nakaupo sa tasa) at kapag nakikipagbugtungan ka sa mga kalaro mo, para lang manalo ka nag-iimbento ka ng bugtong na kunwari hindi nila naririnig pa.

77. Uso noon ang mga malalaking gold na wristwatch (Casio, Seiko, Citizen, etc.) at mga ginintuang alahas (mukha ka nang may hepa).

78. Alam na alam mo ang isa sa mga pinakamatagal na commercial ng Bear Brand (“Is that you, Lolo?” – “Look at my mole…” – “Oh yeah!” – “Magaling ako sumayaw!”)

79. Ang TV nyo dati yung parang cabinet na merong sliding door at de-pihit ang knob, kinse lang ang channels, black and white pa. High-end ka na nun kapag naka Sony Trinitron ka na colored TV.

80. Tuwang-tuwa ka nung first time nyong magkaron ng betamax (wala pang VHS nun).

81. Nagre-record ka dati ng mga kanta sa radyo (baka nga hanggang ngayon ginagawa mo pa rin yun!)

At talagang inaabangan ang pagtugtog sa radyo ng fave songs! Ang mahal kaya ng tape noon para bumili lang para sa isang kanta. PhP40 pag regular, PhP75 pag BASF. Kaya Various Artists na lang ang binibili kaysa original artists.

82. Meron kang cassette tape ni Rick Astley at paborito mo ang “Never Gonna Give You Up” at “Together Forever” at gayang-gaya mo ang sayaw ni Roderick Paulate.

Yes!

83. Kahit ayaw mong kumain ng gulay, sinubukan mong kumain ng kangkong at kunyaring nasasarapan ka dahil paborito yun ni Pong Pagong.

84. Umiyak ka nang namatay si Optimus Prime sa Transformers the Movie at nanggagalaiti ka sa galit kay Megatron.

85. Laging may song and dance routines ang pelikulang Pinoy noon, kulang na lang sumayaw din si FPJ nun. Uso pa rin dati ang mga goons sa pelikula (Bomber Moran, Buwaya, Romy Diaz, Paquito Diaz, etc.)

86. Laging patay si Rudy Fernandez sa dulo ng mga pelikula nya.

87. Asar na asar ka dun sa duck na may shell sa stage 3-1 ng Super Mario kasi hindi mo makuha ang 100 lives mo .

88. Pag naglalaro ka ng Family Computer (lalo na kapag Super Mario o kaya Adventure Island), sumasama ang katawan mo sa laro.

89. Sa gigil mo sa game, nakakasira ka ng joystick ng Atari (kasalanan yun ng mga ghosts na kalaban ni Pacman).

90. Kilala mo kung sino si Mang Temi at si Miss Tapia.

91. Kaya mo itong kantahin with full conviction: “Seiko Seiko Wallet… Ang wallet na maswertiiii… Balat nito ay ginyuwayn, pang-international ang design…ang wallet na maswertiiii… Seiko Seiko Walleeeeeeett!!!”

92. Nagnanakaw ka ng kisses (pellets na mabango) para ilagay sa iyong pencil case.

At pwede rin siya sa teleponong pampabango!

93. Ang ponytail mo ay nasa gilid (idol mo kasi si Cyndi Lauper)

94. Ang mga nagde-debut noon, merong laging hagdanan ang 3-tier cake.

95. Mahilig kang maglaro ng Monopoly (kung wala kang Monopoly, yung local na version nito, Millionaires).

96. Ang tawag pa sa Mathematics dati ay Aritmetik!

97. Magdo-doorbell ka sa kapitbahay pagkatapos ay kakaripas ng takbo!

98. Inabot mo ang Fanta na softdrinks at ang paborito kong Mello Yello pati na rin ang Sarsaparilla.

Mirindal pa ang tawag ng matatanda sa merienda.

99. Number one fan ka ng Menudo (dahil kay Robby Rosa at Ricky Martin) at nanunuod ka ng Menudo Mania every week (kung saan paulit-ulit lang ang mga kinakanta nila) at kung manamit ka ay naka-pastel-colored outfit at merong panyolitong nirolyo na ginawang headband. Ow may gulay!


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Taken from Amanda's World

Eighties Kid Ka Ba? (Part One)

You know you're a kid of the 80's when...


1.) You have scars on your knees and elbows.

2.) You owned a BMX bike.

3.) You had a barkada around your neighborhood (all of you had bikes).

4.) You loved climbing on your house's roof (and your neighbor's roof as well).

Check!

5.) You went inside an abandoned house in your neighborhood just to see what it looks like inside (ghost hunting kuno).

Check! Nag-iiwan pa kami ng walis-tingting 'cause apparently, it scares ghosts!

6.) You ate all the aratilis in your neighborhood.

Sorta!

7.) You plucked all the gumamelas in the area for soap bubbles.

Swak na swak!

8.) Your parents forced you to take afternoon siestas with the threat that you will not be allowed to play outside.

9.) You are never found in your house in the afternoon. You are often found playing in the street with your neighborhood friends.

Kahit sa school absent ako! Hehehe.

10.) You loved exploring vacant lots for hidden knick-knacks.

11.) You just can't resist jumping in a sandpile

12.) You know all the street games (patintero, agawan base, langit-lupa, piko, etc.).

Korek!

13.) You owned a family computer.

Yes! Atari pa 'yun actually!

14.) Your hand-to-eye coordination is terrific due to family computer.

15.) You'd rather go outdoors in the afternoon than play family computer.

'Ndi rin!

16.) You gleefully boast that games today are so easy because of the character's life bar (remember when we used to play Mario? we died the minute a goomba hit us).

17.) You know this code by heart UP-UP-DOWN-DOWN-LEFT-RIGHT-LEFT-RIGHT-B-A-B-A-START (select-start for 2 players).

18.) You owned a superhero costume (especially a superman costume).

19.) For the girls: You dressed up like Punky Brewster, Madonna and Debbie Gibson.
For the boys: You dressed up like David Hasselhoff's Knightrider, David Bowie or had Clark Kent's spit curl.

I wore Like A Prayer/Electric Youth shirts!

And now you think that the 80's had the suckiest dress sense.

20.) You had a denim jacket, and take note, hindi lang basta denim, dapat acid washed and with matching jeans!

21.) Yung acid wash na maong mo dapat garterized ang dulo or may zipper para magkasya ang paa mo tapos ternohan mo ng Ralph Lauren or Lacoste na long back polo shirt!!! with matching espadrilles!!!!

22.) Maliban sa espadrilles, nauso din ang jelly shoes and kung-fu shoes na mabibili mo sa pinakamalapit na Zenco Footstep.

23.) You had a sticker book especially that Age of Dinosaurs sticker book.

Parang. . .

24.) You were addicted to Rainbow Brite, Care Bears, My Little Pony, Thundercats, Bioman, Voltes V, Mazinger Z, Daimos, Voltron, etc.

At sy'mpre, The Smurfs!

25.) You played computer games like Tapper, Moonbugs, Alley Cat and Prince of Persia.

26.) MS Word did not exist in your vocabulary but Wordstar did!

27.) You love 80's music even if you don't want to admit it.

I have them on my fone! Ahluvit!

28.) You've climbed up mango trees to catch salagubang, tie a sting around its neck and let it fly around in frenzy

29.) You've spent hours in the afternoon catching tutubi... yellow-green was the easiest to catch, blue being finicky, and red being a rare breed...

True!

30.) You used to take Cetrinets, Flinstones vitamins (which you didn't mind cause it was yummy) and Scott's liver oil.

31.) You know the cartoon show, Beverly Hills Teens.

32.) You know Kuya Bojie from Batibot.

At si Ate Sienna, sy'mpre!

33.) You watch Uncle Bob's Lucky Seven Club and drooled at the cool prizes.

Totoo!

34.) You used AQUA NET to fashion ur 4-inch-high bangs.

35.) Your blouses had paddings.

36.) You owned wide studded colorful belts.

37.) You watched some of your favorite shows on betamax or even UHF 17 (the channel from Clarke Air Base - or was it Subic?).

Usong-uso pa ang kopyang-sine! As in may taong naglalakad at tabingi ang screen!

38.) You collected and swapped; perfumed stationeries with your classmates and friends, but followed the unwritten rule that you never write on them.

Hahaha! Kakahiya pero totoo! Naadik din ako rito.

39.) The only place you go to for summer vacation is BAGUIO!

40.) On that note, Camp John Hay served BEST ice cream

41.) Most of us were brought to the EDSA revolution.

Bahay lang ako nito.

42.) You remember what Ricky Martin used to look like back then.

Kay Epoy ko lang nakilala ang Menudo kasi loves na loves niya si RM noon! Nilalagay pa niya sa slumbook question na "Who is your crush: RM."

43.) ...when you think that Julie Vega is a better actress that Judy Ann.

Anna Liza fan kami noon.

44.) You get confused playing playstation because of all the buttons on the keypad (Nintendo only had the direction pad, a & b buttons and the start & select keys).

45.) You know all the Bagets and Ninja Kids.

Hotshots pa!

46.) You got to ride the train ride at Greenhills Shopping Center.

47.) Magic Johnson and Larry Bird were the players at the time. Sa local naman, “The Big J” Robert Jaworski and Francis Arnaiz (at may show pa silang dalawa nun!).

48.) ...when you know more 80's music than the song “Build Me Up Buttercup.”

49.) You were allowed to bathe in the rain.

Sarap nito! Try natin minsan, walang suot! Hahaha!

50.) You were taught to comb your hair one-sided (parang si Rizal).

51.) You've collected matang-pusa and mongo beans so you can have ammunition for sumpit.

52.) You knew who Madam Bola and Sitsiritsit and Alibangbang were.

Saka Pen-pen de Sarapen ni Ate Connie!

53.) Every Christmas you anticipate going to BIG Bang sa Alabang with the giant slide or the show in COD Cubao.

54.) You know the Ewoks.

Yes!

55.) You had Mighty Kid shoes and Gregg shoes.

56.) You know what Time Space Warp means (and you know who Fuma Lae-Ar is).

57.) You and your barkada had a specific Bioman name.

58.) You sucked all the nectar from the santan plant hence your mother got really pissed at you for destroying the santan plant.

Hahaha! Masustansya raw 'yun, eh.

59.) You played with marbles and text (yung cards ha!!!) And you count cards like this: I-SA, DALA-WA, TAT-LO, A-PAT... walo na iyon!

Ah, di ko nakahiligan ang text cards.

60.) For girls: You wore denim mini-skirts with rubber shoes.
For guys: You had those bitin na pantalon which you wore with high-top rubber shoes (either Converse or Grosby)!!!

Hehehe! Michael Jackson look - black bitin pants, white socks, & black leather shoes!

61.) You loved Cheezels and Chicakdees because of the great prizes it had!

Totoo!

62.) Puffy cone and Icee still existed!!!

63.) Sosy ka if you bought a Magnolia drumstick.

64.) Twin Popsies were meant to be shared with a friend.

65.) Ice Drop was the cheapest treat (at P1.00-1.50 each).

66.) You have those Disney bow biters for your rubber shoes

67.) You know who Alf is.

Si Epoy, may Alf noon! Hehehe.

68.) You're familiar with the show Perfect Strangers.

It was really funny!

69.) For the boys: Idol mo si Richard Dean Anderson ng McGyver.
For the girls: Crush na crush mo sina Richard Grieco and Johnny Depp ng 21 Jump Street.

Actually, di ako mahilig sa foreign shows noon. What can I say? Jologs ako, eh!

70.) That's Entertainment ang the bomb nung mga panahon na yun.

Hanggang ngayon pa naman, di ba? Hehehe.

71.) Sikat ka kapag alam mo ang Wordstar at Lotus 1,2,3.

72.) Six digits lang ang telephone number niyo dati.

73.) Tatlong 25 cents lang eh makakatawag ka na sa pay-phone na kulay pula.

74.) Cute pa si Aiza non sa Eat Bulaga.

75.) Si Amado Pineda pa ang nagbabalita ng panahon

76.) You drank Chocolate milk from the Magnolia glass bottle which you kept for holding water in your ref.

77.) Brown Cow tasted better than Hersheys!

78.) Shake Rattle and Roll 1 was the most horrifying movie for you then.

Haunted House ang fave ko noon. Nagro-role play pa kami noon!

79.) The most comfortable shoes for you is still Sperry Topsiders.

80.) Dress shoes mo eh loafers pa rin.

81.) The best movies of all time are Pretty in Pink, Breakfast Club, 16 Candles and Some Kind of Wonderful

Huh?! Hindi ba Puso Sa Puso, Tamis Ng Unang Halik, at Feel Na Feel?!

82.) You show off your pencil case which have hidden compartments that pop-out at the press of a button...

83.) You have Bensia pencils which are refillable...

84.) Fiesta carnival was the place to be (kumbaga enchanted kingdom sya ng '90s)

85.) Takot kang mag-year 2000 kasi baka magunaw ang mundo.

86.) Masarap ang Goya and Serg's.

Yum-yum!

87.) Nakakasakay ka pa sa kotseng walang aircon.

88.) You know the lyrics ng Tinapang Bangus at Alagang-alaga namin si Puti ng Batibot.

Yes! Sige nga, kantahin natin ng sabay-sabay!

89.) You know these commercials:
a. YC Bikini Brief - remember this one?

YC Bikini Brief / YC Bikini Brief / YC Bikini Brief / For the man who packs a wallop / YC had fashion / YC has style...

b. RA Homevision - those guys from Cash and Carry, Makati couldn't have done it better. Sports. Adventure. Cartoons. Award Winners and More, featuring the voice talent of Frankie Evangelista.

Gusto ko mag-rent dati noon dito!

c. Arthur's Legaspi Towers

d. La Germania Mama Mia commercials

e. Sunny Orange – Sunny Orange I love you…

90.) Bumibili ka ng Caramel candy, Texas or Bazooka bubblegum, tira-tira at Tootsie roll sa tindahan.

Bazooka ako! May free comic strip pa! Hehehe.

91.) Naabutan mo pa na korteng flower ang singko.

92.) The biggest Coke bottle you can buy is Family size.

93.) You know Great Space Coaster, Super Book and the Flying House.

94.) Hardcore ka na kung kilala mo si Mighty Man and Yak.

95.) Inabot mo ang Game & Watch at Atari bago ang Family Computer.

96.) Para sa mga bagets na nung '80s, hindi ka “in” kapag hindi mo napuntahan ang Rumors Disco and The Bar na gin tonic.

97.) Nag-iipon ka ng basyo ng bote para ipagpalit sa cheese curls na naka-cone sa dyaryo.

98.) You know who Niknok is.

99.) You jumped in the “Growth Ball” band wagon.


Kayo, what are you fondest '80's memories?


Taken from Amanda's World