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Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Disney Men Go Zexy Part Three

Artwork by nippy13

Source: Nippy13 Deviant Art page

Disney Men Go Zexy Part Two

Artwork by David Kawena

Source: David Kawena's Deviant Art page

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Monday, September 07, 2009

Mother, Where's My Big Book of Penis?!

This is such a funny review of the book above. I can't stop laughing while reading it!

"Oh dear. I am a 70 year old woman and I just happened across this big penis book in my son's room. My son is 45 years old and still single. I think he might be gay. That said, his big penis book is now in my room under my bed. So now my 45 year old single son is probably gay and angry. Well, he should get a job anyway or at least go find some real penis and stop reading about them in books like this. Good Lord this is a big penis book. And I love a big penis. And so does my son, apparently. I give this book ten thumbs up. I can't believe I never knew he was gay. He should get a job. Maybe as a dancer. Anyway, if you like a big penis, you will like this big penis book. Lord there are big penis's in this book. I mean big. Oh dear."

P.S. I don't own the book personally, thank you very much! :p

Tuesday, June 02, 2009

Watch this: Open Cam

This video was initially described as what happens when you forget to turn your webcam off. I expected something funny, creepy, or even grossed, but I didn't expect what happens in the end. Oh-my-freaking-gawd! Is this true at all?!

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Watch this: Total Eclipse of the Heart [Literal Video Version]

I haven't seen the video of "Total Eclipse of the Heart" until now. I could say that the video is freaking weird even for '80's standard! For the life of me, I couldn't get the point of the video! Thus, the birth of this "Literal Video Version". It's way too funny! Check it out! Ito 'ata ang inspiration ni Celine Dion sa kanyang "It's All Coming Back to Me Now." Watch it over and over again for full effect! As what the literal lyrics say, "Even the gayest man on earth would call this over the top!"

Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Sabi Ni Angel

Last week, pinakita ko kay Than-than 'yung pic ng crush ko na nanenok ko sa Friendster niya. Agree siya na cute nga at malakas ang dating. Pamangkin o pinsan 'ata siya ng high school batchmate namin. Kasama niya 'yung girlfriend niya sa picture.

Pumasok si Angel sa kwarto at nakita niya 'yung pic sa laptop.

"Sino 'yan?" she asked.

"Ah. . . Kaibigan namin," sagot ni Than-than.

"Sino 'tong kasama niya?"

Ewan ko ba kung bakit hindi pa dineretso ni Than-than ang sagot. Instead of saying na girlfriend n'ung guy 'yung girl, he said, "Kapatid niya." (Sabagay, kaysa naman sabihin niyang "his b*tch," kapatid na lang.)

Angel stopped. Napaisip. "Eh' ba't hindi sila magkamukha?"

Than-than looked at me, trying to get some answers. "Ah. . . " ang mabulol-bulol na sagot niya, "kasi magkaiba sila ng nanay."

Angel once again stopped, confused. "Pwede ba 'yun?"

Sumenyas ako kay Than-than na hindi pa naiintindihan ni Angel ang konseptong iyon. (She's 6.) And, we are not about to start explaining such idea to her. (Not at that moment anyway.)

"Hindi naman pwede 'yun," Angel continues. "Isa lang dapat ang nanay. Hindi pwedeng dalawa. Walang naman gan'un."

"Ah, oo nga. . ." ang tamemeng sagot ni Than-than. "Sorry, sorry."