Thursday, June 21, 2007

7 Untold Pinoy Stories

This isn't my writing nor my chikkas. I just thought that it is an interesting read, aside from the fact that it was well-written, so I'm posting it here. Medyo mahaba pero worth reading.

'Yung iba alam ko na, pero hindi ang buong kwento. 'Yung iba naman ay nakakatuwang malaman. Ibang klase talaga umikot ang gulong ng buhay. It is fascinating to learn where our lives would lead us and how intertwined it would be.

Anyway, in case may matamaan, 'wag po ako ang sisihin n'yo.

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Untold Pinoy Story No.1

It Could Happen Only in the Movies

These two women move in different circles but they seem to lead parallel lives.

Barbara C. Gonzales is the great-granddaughter of national hero, Dr.Jose Rizal. Her great-grandmother is Dr. Jose Rizal's elder sister, Maria, a liberated woman who was separated from her husband Daniel.

Barbara is more popularly known by her nickname, Tweetums. She once appeared in a Del Monte tomato sauce TV commercial featuring three generations of women in the kitchen. Yes, that was Tweetums with her daughter, Panjee, and Tweetum's mother whom they fondly called Mamu. Tweetums was married to Ramon Tapales, a successful businessman. Their daughter, Panjee Tapales ( a.k.a. singer Panjee Gonzales), was co-host of ABS-CBN's daily morning show, Alas Singko Y Media (now Magandang Umaga Pilipinas) and its defunct Sunday morning game show with Roderick Paulate and Eric Quizon. Panjee soon became the second wife of ABS-CBN chairman, Gabby Lopez. (But that's another story.) Tweetums writes about art and culture in her column for the Philippine Star.

She has published a couple of books consisting of collections of her essays from her newspaper column. She remains a highly-respected media personality, being the president of a major advertising company.

Socorro Alicia R. Quirino is the granddaughter of former president Elpidio Quirino. More popularly known by her nickname, Cory, she hosts a lifestyle show on TV. Her kidnapping ordeal a few years ago was made into a movie entitled The Cory Quirino Kidnap which was directed by massacre king Carlo J. Caparas. Cory was married to Roman Cruz, Jr. who was the president of Philippine Airlines and head of Government Service Insurance System (GSIS). Cory writes a regular column on fitness and health for the Philippine Daily Inquirer. She also published a series of health, beauty and inspirational books. She remains a highly visible media personality with her radio and TV programs.

While Tweetums and Cory were both successful in their respective careers, their personal lives were not as rosy. Tweetums Gonzales and her husband, Ramon Tapales, eventually decided to lead separate lives. Likewise, Cory Quirino and her husband, Roman Cruz, Jr., soon parted ways.

Indeed, Tweetums and Cory seem to lead parallel lives.

Then, in a strange twist of fate, the unthinkable happened. While geometry teaches us that parallel lines can never intersect, the parallel lives of Tweetums and Cory did intersect.

Tweetums Gonzales got married to Cory's former husband, Roman Cruz, Jr.

Meanwhile, Cory Quirino got married to Tweetum's former husband, Ramon Tapales.

Just like in the movies.

And you know the rest of their stories. . .


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Untold Story No. 2

At a tender age of 17, Marcial was a war correspondent for The Manila Times. Marcial's war experience provided him with a treasure chest of stories which inspired him to write a movie screenplay. His screenplay was made into a movie, starring Jaime de la Rosa and a 16 year old actress named Dorothy. Helmed by renowned director Lamberto Avellana, the movie was a huge success. During the first FAMAS award ceremony in 1952, Dorothy received the first FAMAS trophy for best supporting actress for her role in the movie.

The only child of a US soldier and a Filipina, Dorothy was also a semi-finalist in the 1952 Miss Philippines beauty contest. It was therefore not surprising that Marcial got so enamored with Dorothy that he did everything to court her. Marcial even carried Dorothy's make-up kit during movie shootings. Marcial became Dorothy's dakilang alalay.

Dorothy studied pre-Law at the University of Santo Tomas but her booming movie career made it impossible for her to continue.

Likewise, Marcial took up Law at the University of the Philippines but the lure of journalism ended his dream of becoming a lawyer.

Marcial became known for his gift of gab and political skill. This led to his victory as a town mayor at a young age of 22. Meanwhile, Dorothy became popular for her acting prowess and dancing skill. This led to her victory in several acting derbies.

Marcial's younger sister was the director of the movie which won for Dorothy her last FAMAS best supporting actress award.

But while Philippine politics and show business naturally intertwine, political kingpin Marcial and movie queen Dorothy were not destined to be together.

Dorothy married a man named Victorino who fathered her only daughter. But their union did not last. After a series of unsuccessful relationships, Dorothy finally tied the knot again with an American B-movie actor-singer. In contrast, Marcial remained faithfully married all his life to an American-educated woman who bore his only son and four daughters.

But while Marcial survived the Korean War which he covered, he did not survive the war on the home front. Likewise, Dorothy did not survive her own war at home.

Both Marcial and Dorothy suffered violent deaths. Marcial was shot. Dorothy was stabbed several times. Committed 18 years apart, the separate murders of Marcial and Dorothy made headlines several years ago. However, both murders remained unsolved to this day. Some say that identifying their killers is not the issue because everyone, except the authorities, seems to know the identity of their respective killers. Rumors even abound that the masterminds in the murders of Marcial and Dorothy were related to them by affinity. But the real mystery lies in the fact that the perpetrators of these high-profile crimes remain scot-free to this day, despite the enormous clout which the victims' respective family wields.

Some say that Marcial's death was a result of his being branded a communist by the government. This is ironic because the screenplay which Marcial wrote and which won for Dorothy her first FAMAS trophy was the second in a trilogy of anti-communist movies which were produced by LVN Pictures in support of the government's efforts to fight communism.

Dorothy's shocking death led to embarrassing revelations about her painful personal battle. Marcial's equally shocking death led to well-deserved recognition of his heroic political battle.

Dorothy was killed amid rows of cars in the covered and dark parking lot of the
Movie and Television Review
and Classification Board (MTRCB)
building. Despite his escorts, Marcial was killed amid rows of airplanes in a wide open space in broad daylight while descending down the tarmac of what was then known as the Manila
International Airport (MIA).

Of course, we all know Dorothy was Dolphy's TV wife, Marsha.

And we all know Marcial was Cory's real-life husband, Ninoy.

Yes, Dorothy Jones was the real name of Nida Blanca. And yes, Marcial Bonifacio was the fictitious name on the passport of Benigno Aquino, Jr. on the day that he was murdered.

And you know the rest of their stories. . .


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Untold Pinoy Story No. 3

She was born on the day of hearts, February 14. But her parents did not name her Valentina. Not even Venus or Aphrodite. They opted for the holy-sounding Kristina Bernadette. But she did not turn out to be a saint.

Being the youngest, Kristina Bernadette captured the heart of her father. Father and daughter were inseparable. Until tragedy struck.

Kristina Bernadette's father was sent to prison. His heart ailment grew worse there.

On February 14, 1974, Valentine's Day, Kristina Bernadette celebrated her third birthday with her father in prison. On the same day, a man was exchanging hearts with a southern belle in nearby San Juan church.

Nine years later, on August 21, the man who got married in San Juan church was celebrating his birthday
with his basketball buddies. On the same day, Kristina Bernadette's father was killed.

Kristina Bernadette and the married man never knew each other. They lived very different lives. But in 1994,
Kristina Bernadette and the married man met at work. Their first meeting blossomed into deep friendship. Some said that she longed for a father figure. But the friendship blossomed into romance which went beyond control. Kristina Bernadette used her heart, not her head. She decided to live with the married man.

Kristina Bernadette's mother was furious at the relationship. How could Kristina Bernadette's mother like a man who celebrates his birthday every year on the death anniversary of her murdered husband? But more than this was the fact that the man's heart already belonged to someone else. In fact, he has a grown-up daughter in New York who was nearly Kristina Bernadette's age.

Despite her religious mother's efforts to put an end to Kristina Bernadette's adulterous affair with the man, Kristina Bernadette had her way. It didn't matter to Kristina Bernadette that her decision prevented her from receiving church communion because she was openly living in sin.

It did not take long before Kristina Bernadette gave birth to her love child who was the spitting image of her live-in partner. But Kristina Bernadette's son was born with Attention Deficit Hyper-Activity Disorder. Her son's birth softened the heart of Kristina Bernadette's mother who announced that Kristina Bernadette's son as her favorite grandson. When Kristina Bernadette first planned to have a liposuction, her mother tried to stop her, warning Kristina Bernadette that she (the mother) was too old to take care of Kristina Bernadette's son if something happened to her during her surgery. But as in the past, Kristina Bernadette had her way. She went on with her liposuction.

But Kristina Bernadette's relationship with her live-in partner was not meant to last. In her Ateneo accent, Kristina Bernadette would always correct her live-in partner's grammatical lapses. Her live-in partner also got annoyed whenever Kristina Bernadette would hand him a stick of Milagrosa candle every time he used the bathroom.

According to Kristina Bernadette, the candle helped drive away the stinking smell of her live-in partner's crap. Kristina Bernadette confessed that she learned this trick from her mother. And when Kristina Bernadette's live-in partner stopped pursuing his petition for the annulment of his first marriage in San Juan church, Kristina Bernadette began to express doubt about her live-in partner's sincerity in marrying her. Kristina Bernadette's heart was hurt.

Their relationship turned for the worse.

Kristina Bernadette finally realized that her live-in partner could never be her savior. She decided to leave the father of her son and her live-in partner for many years: Philip Salvador.

Yes, Kristina Bernadette is the youngest daughter of President Corazon (means heart in Spanish) Aquino and the late Senator Benigno Aquino, Jr.

And yes, Kristina Bernadette Cojuangco Aquino is the full name of Kris Aquino.

And everyone knows the heart of her story.


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Untold Pinoy Story No. 4

East and West

The Story of the Muslim Princess

Suppose that there was a Muslim princess from the flood capital of the Philippines, Malabon, who has just finished her degree in Mass Communications from the University of the Philippines with Latin honors (cum laude). Suppose that she decided to work for Discorama. Remember the Saturday afternoon show on GMA Channel 7 with former Senator Tito Sotto, his brother Vic Sotto and comedian Joey de Leon as hosts?

The Muslim princess was assigned to host the Tough Hits segment of the show. As Tough Hits girl, she did the
weekly countdown of popular songs with bastardized lyrics to elicit cheap laughs. Her mother, who was an executive at the Philippine National Bank in Escolta, just shrugged her shoulders whenever her colleagues would ask about her favorite daughter's TV show.

Soon, a female newscaster of a major TV network introduced the Muslim princess to her brother, a flight steward. After a whirlwind courtship, the Muslim princess married the flight steward who used to be a child actor whose only claim to fame was playing the role of a toddler Bongbong Marcos in a Marcos bio-flick. After a couple of months, the Muslim princess and the flight steward quietly separated.

But career-wise, lady luck smiled at the Muslim princess when she was given a big break by the major TV network. She bagged the plum assignment of delivering the evening news while at the same time hosting a successful TV magazine program which was pitted against a similar program in a rival TV network hosted by her former UP professor. However, the Muslim princess was such a perfectionist that it was reportedly not uncommon to see objects flying whenever she was unsatisfied with her TV staff's work.

Later, the Muslim princess got married again, this time to a well-known local politician from a province south of Manila. The namesake of her father, her politician husband had grown-up children close to the Muslim
princess' age and it was being talked about that his first wife lived in the same condominium building where the Muslim princess and her new husband occupied the penthouse. The Muslim princess'husband also reportedly decided to become a Muslim so that he could have more than one wife. They were blessed with two sons.

The Muslim princess' husband soon retired from politics and became contented with being a magician and a human toothpaste applier for his Muslim princess' toothbrush. (Incidentally, the Muslim princess once appeared in a Close-Up Toothpaste TV commercial.) Now, the Muslim princess and her magician husband (He could make a big Coke bottle disappear before your eyes.) are happily separated. Later, the Muslim princess' husband was accused of being responsible for the disappearance of his close friend.


The Story of the Black Nazarene Devotee

Suppose that there was a Black Nazarene devotee from the tamaraw capital of the Philippines who claimed to have graduated with a business degree from the University of the East despite his critics' contention that he just bought his college diploma from the sidewalk of C. M. Recto Avenue. He worked as a radio reporter for a major radio and TV network. With perseverance, he was given a Sunday morning radio show. Later, he would occasionally pinch-hit for announcers whenever they would not show up for their radio program.

He also hosted a daily radio serialization of movies for a program dubbed as Sineradyo.

His biggest TV break came when a TV network hired him for a top-rated showbiz-oriented TV show called See-True. The show was hosted by gossip queen, Lourdes Jimenez-Carvajal who was more popularly known as Inday Badiday or Ate Luds to her legions of fans.

The Black Nazarene devotee's appearance was only through voice-over (and he was never really seen by the TV audience) and it was always preceded by his usual line: "Ate Luds, may phone-in question po tayo rito galing kay...". Yes, his job involved reading TV audience's phone-in questions to Inday Badiday's movie star guests.

However, despite the TV show's enormous popularity, it was immediately cancelled after one of the show's female guests hurled an ashtray at another female guest.

Later, the Black Nazarene devotee married a lady executive of the radio and TV network where he had moved up to become the host of its early morning radio show. They adopted a girl and had a younger son later.


Never The Twain Shall Meet

Suppose that the Muslim princess and the Black Nazarene devotee met in the same office where they both work. Suppose also that the Black Nazarene devotee personally chose the Muslim princess as one of the principal sponsors for his adopted daughter's wedding to one of the members of the staff of his widely popular TV program.

Suppose further that both the Muslim princess and the Black Nazarene devotee became elected government officials and they both decided to run for the same government office on the same year. They both run for say, the presidency of the Philippines. No, that's being too ambitious. Okay, suppose that they both run for the position of Vice President under opposing political parties. Who would you vote for?

The Muslim princess or the Black Nazarene devotee?

If you would vote for the Muslim princess, you just wasted your vote.

If you would vote for the Black Nazarene devotee, you are good at spotting a winner (but it does not mean that you did not also waste your vote).

Because the honorary Muslim princess is former Senator Loren Legarda who lost her bid for the Vice Presidency of the Philippines in the 2002 national elections.

And yes, the Black Nazarene devotee who helps carry the replica of the Black Nazarene image barefoot and earing only a white undershirt (sans bullet-proof vest) during the annual Quiapo procession as part of his
religious devotion (yes, he still does it up to this day) is Noli de Castro, current Vice President of the
Philippines.


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Untold Pinoy Story No. 5

Her Mother's Joy

Her mother has always been proud of her. Mighty proud. And rightly so.

In the spring of 1991, Julia Roberts graced the cover of People Magazine's special issue featuring its annual list of The 50 Most Beautiful People in the World. Together with Julia Roberts in this ultimate list of the most beautiful people were Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, Madonna, Mel Gibson, Whitney Houston, Michelle Pfeiffer, Isabella Rossellini, supermodels Claudia Schiffer & Naomi Campbell and oops!.. a Filipina?

Yes, People Magazine's 1991 list of The 50 Most Beautiful People in the World included a true-blooded Filipina who was born, raised and educated in the Philippines.

Unlike most beautiful Filipinas who were the products of mixed marriages and who have therefore acquired foreign physical features, this Filipina was born to a Filipina mother and a Filipino father. It is no wonder that she does not typify a beautiful woman by any standards: She is short, standing only 5'2". She has a huge and deep acne scar on her forehead. She has that distinct Asian nose (read: flat). She uses only Avon cosmetics (gasp!) and applies makeup by herself.

During her pre-Inno Sotto days, her clothes were not made by known couturiers: They were lovingly sewn at home by her mother who is a dressmaker. She does not even have the right genes to inherit beauty from: Her mother was plain, even stern-looking. Her father was a dark-skinned guy with the tough facial features of a hardened military man.

Although both the first names of her mother and father means happy in two different languages, their union was not as joyous. Her mother and father were never married, making her and her only brother illegitimate children.

In the mistress hierarchy, her mother was not even her father's second woman. Her father had a first mistress who ranked above her mother.

She and her brother only belong to their father's third family. And yes, the gay club performer who once appeared on national television was indeed her half-brother. She couldn't therefore be faulted for not talking about her father. In contrast, too much has been known about her mother. Her mother was always visible, too visible for comfort.

Her mother gave her the name Carmen and raised her in a province north of Manila. However, when it was time for her to go to school, her overprotective mother brought her and her brother to Manila to give them the best education. Carmen studied in Preciosa Soliven's Operation Brotherhood Montessori in Greenhills where she emerged as the school's valedictorian. However, Carmen's academic rival protested the school's decision to award Carmen the school's highest honors, claiming that she had better grades than Carmen.

Carmen's rival even revealed that the school's owner, Mrs. Soliven, was only fond of Carmen because she always performed in school programs which gave Carmen an edge in extra-curricular activities. But academically, Carmen reportedly did not really rise above her rival.

Lured into show business, Carmen became part of German Moreno's inane daily afternoon TV show, That's Entertainment, where she got paired with comedian and now Quezon City Vice Mayor Herbert "Bistek" Bautista. (Some say that Vice Mayor Bautista was so enamored with Carmen that he later refused to marry his partner despite their having a child.) As one of the countless stars of Kuya Germ's That's Entertainment, Carmen's talent was overshadowed by the ridiculous mass appeal of the triumvirate of Sheryl Cruz, Manilyn Reynes, and Tina Paner.

Later, Carmen made a couple of forgettable films which were big flops.

Unsuccessful in local show business, Carmen enrolled as a BS Biology student in Ateneo de Manila, hoping to become a doctor. However, the lure of fame and fortune shattered her medical ambition. She followed her other dream and landed in a "Dreamland"! Yes, instead of comforting innocent and fresh-smelling babies in a hospital, she ended up entertaining horny, sweaty and foul-smelling drunken men in seedy bars.

When Carmen was a little girl, a local manghuhula predicted that she would be crowned Miss Universe. Her mother, legally known as Miss Imutan, was ecstatic upon hearing this. Sadly, the prophecy did not come true.

However, when Carmen was 18 years old, she bagged a beauty title. But it was farfetched from a Miss Universe crown. Carmen became Miss Saigon.

Yes, the only true-blooded Filipina who was included in People Magazine's The 50 Most Beautiful People in the World in 1991 is Feliciano Salonga and Ligaya "Joy" Imutan's only daughter: Carmen Lea Imutan Salonga.

Most of us know her simply as Lea Salonga.


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Untold Pinoy Story No. 6

Beyond Sibling Rivalry

If your siblings are married to huge celebrities and you've just lost your chance of marrying one, would
you still strive to surpass their feat?

But how could you beat being married to an award-winning actress whose mother is a beautiful actress and whose father is the original Agent X-44 of Philipine movies?

Or being the wife of Mr. Pure Energy?

Or being Mr. Megastar?

Now, aren't you glad that you're not among the Pangilinan siblings?

Former Penthouse Live co-host and newspaper columnist Anthony Pangilinan married Maricel Laxa, an excellent actress who is the lovechild of circa '60s actress Imelda Ilanan and action star Tony Ferrer. She is also the half-sister of 1990 Miss Asia runner-up Mutya Crisostomo Laxa.

Anthony's brother, Senator Francis Pangilinan, was a campus figure in UP Diliman. He was the chairman of the UP Student Council in 1986. He married no less than the megastar, Sharon Cuneta.

Their sister, Angeli Pangilinan, was a campus beauty and brain while she was a student at the UP School of Economics in Diliman. Angeli married Mr.Pure Energy himself, Gary Valenciano.

REWIND: In the early 80s, teenager Edgardo Jose Martin Santiago Valenciano or Gary V. to most of us, fell deeply in love with a teenage girl who eventually became his girlfriend. Gary's true love, they said. And they really looked perfect together.

Their friends said that they were truly meant for each other. They were the picture of pure bliss. But not for
long.

Few weeks before Gary's first major concert in 1984, a female singer became pregnant. And Gary was the alleged father. Gary did not deny it. At 19, Gary joined the growing list of unwed teenage fathers.

Gary's former girlfriend was shocked upon hearing about Gary's indiscretion. She felt betrayed by Gary and the female singer. Gary's former girlfriend was devastated.

The pregnant singer who bore Gary's child was a former Camay girl who joined the ultra exclusive league of several generations of Camay beauties from the first Camay girl Paquita Roces to her two daughters, Maritess Revilla (Ang lahat ay napapalingon. At muling napapalingon) and Rosie Revilla to actress Rosa Rosal's daughter Toni Rose Gayda (Kutis porcelana) to concert pianist Ingrid Sala Santamaria's daughter Crispy Santamaria to a few others. The female singer indeed looked devastatingly beautiful in her memorable Camay TV commercial. But there was a teeny weeny objection among his friends: She was too old for the teenage and vibrant Gary whose popularity was just beginning to zoom up.

Everybody knows that the female singer who became pregnant with Gary's child was Maria Anna Elizabeth Nepomuceno Pangilinan. In 1985, Gary exchanged vows with the female singer who is more popularly known by her nickname: Angeli.

Angeli retired from her singing group, Music and Magic. Angeli sacrificed her flourishing singing career and left behind her fellow Music and Magic members led by jeepney driver's daughter-turned-nurse-turned-singer Kuh Ledesma, tenor singer-turned-Music and Magic co-founder-turned-musical director Jet Montelibano, and singer-turned-comedian-turned TNT-turned-bogus political asylum seeker-turned-Michael Garfinkel endorser Fe de los Reyes.

Angeli decided to become a full-time wife to Gary, baby Paolo's mom, and Gary's talent manager.

Meanwhile, the pain of losing Gary has left Gary's former girlfriend in deep shock. Gary and his new bride tried to comfort her but Gary's former girlfriend was inconsolable.

PLAY: Gary Valenciano's most inspired and most popular composition was first heard as the theme song of a Vilma Santos movie before it became the title of an Aga Muhlach-Lea Salonga flick and later, the title of a
Kim Chiu-Gerald Anderson TV soap opera.

The haunting melody and melancholy lyrics of this beautiful song make one wonder where Gary drew the passion and longing for lost love which every line of this song clearly evokes.

Listen:
Sana maulit muli
Ang mga oras nating nakaraan
Bakit nagkaganito
Naglaho na ba ang pag-ibig mo?
Sana'y maulit muli
Sana bigyan pansin ang himig ko
Kahapon, bukas, ngayon
Tanging wala ng ibang mahal
Kung kaya kong iwanan ka
'Di na sana aasa pa
Kung kaya kong umiwas na
'Di na sana lalapit pa
Kung kaya ko sana
Ibalik ang kahapon
Sandaling 'di mapapantayan
Huwag sana nating itapon
Pagmamahal
na tapat
Kung ako'y nagkamali minsan
'Di na ba mapagbibigyan
O giliw, dinggin mo ang nais ko, oooh...
Kung kaya kong iwanan ka
'Di na sana aasa pa
Kung kaya kong umiwas na
'Di na sana lalapit pa
Kung kaya ko sana
Ito ang tanging nais ko
Ang ating kahapon sana maulit muli
Kung kaya kong iwanan ka
'Di na sana aasa pa
Mahal pa rin kita
O giliw, o giliw ko, oooh...

This song was originally written by Gary in English. Ironically, the one who translated it to Tagalog was Gary's wife, Angeli.

FAST FORWARD: Now, Gary has three grown-up children with Angeli. On the other hand, Gary's former girlfriend is now known as Mrs. Buizon. She occasionally hosts a show on TV.

The pain has eased. Somehow. Even if the former lovers get to see each other regularly. They meet at her Mom's house during important occasions: Christmas. New Year. Birthday of Mrs. Buizon's mother. Mrs. Buizon's birthday. Gary's birthday. Holidays. Easter Sunday. Every Sunday, in fact.

Gary's equally famous in-laws were witnesses to the former lovers' meetings. But they do not mind at all.

Gary's wife, Angeli, does not make a fuss over it.

Even the family matriarch, retired public school teacher Mommy Emma, is not bothered by it.

But the truth is, they could not prevent the former lovers from seeing each other.

Because Gary's former girlfriend has to join her mother, siblings and in-laws during important family
occasions.

And because Gary's former girlfriend was Felichi Buizon.

And because before she got married, Gary's former girlfriend was known as Felichi Pangilinan.

And yes, because Felichi Pangilinan-Buizon is the younger sister of Angeli Pangilinan-Valenciano.

And none of us would probably ever know the rest of this intriguing triangle's story.


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Untold Pinoy Story No. 7

Pure Innuendoes

They were the best of friends. They were always seen together around the University of the Philippines (UP) campus in Diliman: one was undoubtedly a very good-looking guy and the other was unquestionably a plain-looking guy. Opposites really attract. Hey, but they're both brilliant students. Well, birds of the same feather also flock together. Indeed, they were very close to each other. Unusually close.

They were the perfect tandem. Like suman and ripe mango. Or nuts and bolts. Peg and a hole.

They were both protégées of then UP Student Council chairman Chito Gascon. Soon, the good-looking guy took the helm as UP Student Council chairman. But the best friends seem to follow each other's path. The plain-looking guy also ran for the same position with the all-out support of his good-looking friend. He won, of course.

The good-looking guy was the crush ng bayan of the iskolars ng bayan.

During lunchtime, students of all persuasions flocked to the College of Arts and Sciences (CAS) cafeteria to catch a glimpse of the good-looking guy. Even singer-actress Regine Velasquez later admitted on national television that she had a big crush on the good-looking guy.

But loveless Regine's daring admission did not earn her even just a movie date invitation from the good-looking guy; instead, the good-looking guy merely flashed a demure smile in response to desperate Regine's thinly-veiled date invitation.

But after finishing college, the best friends went their separate ways. (Or so it seemed). The plain-looking guy pursued his law studies and later taught law courses. The good-looking guy delivered the evening news on TV, hosted a TV quiz show and wrote analytical articles on pop culture. His good looks, intelligence and impeccable manner endeared him to televiewers.

Despite their divergent career choices, the good-looking guy and the plain-looking guy really seemed to follow each other's path. But this time, their path led to a nice little apartment near the Ateneo de Manila campus. And they shared that nice little apartment. Just the two of them.

Yes, the plain-looking guy and the good-looking guy lived together.

Those gifted with wild imagination got titillated at the mere thought of these two young men sharing a lovely apartment. The moralists out there shook their heads at the mere thought of the goings-on beyond that innocent-looking apartment door amid rows of middle-class houses in Loyola Heights in Quezon City.

But the pair would not budge from their nest. Nor would they yield to any pressure. Not even from the
plain-looking guy's bible-reading siblings who berated him for living with another guy. The plain-looking guy's own family started to cast doubt about his masculinity.

All tell tale signs which have accumulated all those years could no longer be ignored. People started talking openly about the two guys.

Speculations about the true nature of the pair's friendship became a daily fodder for gossip mongers. The academic freedom which alma mater UP's oblation symbolizes seemed to have gone beyond the duo's lust for
knowledge.

In order to prove to his family that he was not what they thought he was, the plain-looking guy suddenly announced that he was getting married. His family jumped with joy.

But the plain-looking guy's marriage did not dispel wild speculations about his sexuality; instead, it only
succeeded in erasing any remaining doubt about his alleged agenda of using his wife to finally succeed in his failed initial crack at pursuing his lifelong dream.

And it was well worth his efforts. Because this former loser's desperate act finally triumphed. Thanks to his wife.

However, the plain-looking guy's deep friendship with his good-looking friend took a backseat as a result of the former's new civil status. The plain-looking guy did not want to hurt his new wife's flourishing career nor spoil his newfound success.

That's why he played his role as a good family man to the hilt. However, he had not forgotten his good-looking best friend at all. As a token of their undying friendship, the good-looking guy stood as one of the
godfathers of the plain-looking guy's first baby, together with Edu Manzano, Cesar Montano, Cherie Gil, Ciara Sotto, Angeli Valenciano, Fanny Serrano, and a host of other household names.

Of course, the plain-looking guy's wife was clueless about her husband's past.

But the plain-looking guy's wife had her share of dark past. She is a single mother who parted ways with her good-looking "first husband" after she discovered that her good-looking "first husband" was already married
to another woman when she hastily married him after she got pregnant at a young age. This meant that her
marriage to her good-looking "first husband" was not legally binding after all.

Now, the plain-looking guy was her knight-in-shining-armor who rescued her from the stigma of being an unmarried mother.

Ironically, while her non-binding marriage with her good-looking "first husband" was solemnized by several high-ranking priests at the cavernous Manila Cathedral amid countless clicking cameras and thousands of shrieking admirers several years ago, her supposedly legitimate marriage with the plain-looking guy was officiated not by a Catholic priest but by a pastor in a cramped living room, with only few relatives and friends as witnesses.

Later, the good-looking guy reportedly got married also without fanfare. They said that his bride was a creative consultant for ABS-CBN Interactive. However, some women still believe and hope that he is still unmarried to this day.

The good-looking guy soon rose to become ABS-CBN News Channel's ANC) Director for Current Affairs. He has been circling the globe as host of ANC's weekly travel show, Executive Class.

Yes, the good-looking guy is David Celdran.

And the plain-looking guy is ...'s husband, . . .

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I am sorry if I'm a bit hesitant on revealing the other guy's name. Call me biased but it caught me by surprise. Dunno if it's true or not. Nevertheless, I don't wanna perpetuate any rumors about him through my blog. Tutal nagkalat naman ang "Untold Stories" na ito sa net, you might as well look for it na lang kung hindi n'yo pa nahuhulaan. Or ask me personally. Sana lang hindi totoo. For the love of. . .

'Yun lang!

(More from Untold Pinoy Stories)

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Ligalig (2006)

Ligalig (CM Films, 2006)
Cesar Montano, Sunshine Cruz, Johnny Delgado
Cesar Montano


I am glad to see Ligalig on DVD shelves. It was a movie that I sort of feel like watching during the MMFF 2006. "Sort of" because I have my apprehensions re watching a Cesar Montano these days, be it his directorial work or a just starring role. After he became Jose Rizal, lumubo na ata ang utak niya thinking that every movie that he makes from then on is a masterpiece. Aside from that, he isn't quiet about it. He'd make sure that he would create so much buzz for the country to realize that he is already on the leagues of our great film makers and actors.

In all fairness, marami naman siyang napabilib sa Panaghoy Sa Suba. I haven't seen it (kasi nga it's Cesar Montano) but then, after hearing how good it was, gusto ko mapanood. Unfortunately, hindi siya nilabas sa DVD. Kaya naman nakakatuwa na Ligalig was released.

Ligalig started out with impressive shots and colors, MTV-ish with '70s feel. Napa-wow ako! Sabi ko, aba, mukhang may potential nga si Cesar sa paggawa ng pelikula. But t'was only during the beginning. When the characters started to speak, blah! Walang k'wenta ang dialogues. During the car scenes, na-appreciate ko 'yung multi-angle camera shots ng movie. However, you won't be able to erase the feeling that the scenes were so fake! Obvious na nakalutang ang kotse dahil idinikit lang sa road shots. That is when I realized that CM is going for style over substance.

As the film progressed, I became confused as to what genre or style of film making does the director want to pursue. Is it suspense, thriller, slasher flick, or horror? Anuman 'yun, the thrills seemed forced and contrived. Ginamit na niya lahat ng cliches sa naturang genres -- sex (parang nympho 'ata lahat ng characters), alcohol, psychos, isolated places (pagkalayo-layong probinsya na hindi na sinabi kung saan), creepy characters (si Celia Rodriguez at John Regala dapat, pero mas nakakainis sila kaysa nakakatakot), mga kunwari'y matatalinong pulis pero mukhang mga bobo pa rin (listen to how they speak and you'll get what I mean!), and most of all, a concept that has been done over and over again! Di bale sana if the movie has something new to offer but it doesn't.

Teka, I'll tell you muna what the film is all about. CM plays Junior (name palang giveaway na!) who is engaged to Trixie (Sunshine Cruz). The odd thing about their relationship is Junior uses prostitutes for his sexual cravings because, according to him, he respects Trixie. So during his sexual encounter with Gwen Garci, may patayan na nagaganap. 'Yung patayan ay makikitang iniimbestigahan ng mga pulis sa mga sumusunod na eksena.

Fast forward to Junior and Trixie's trip to the province where the latter's family is living. Andun ang striktong ina niya na si Martha (Celia), ang kuya niyang si Max (John) na nasira ang ulo sa pinuntahang giyera at ang asawa niyang nakakainis sa weirdness niya, at ang ampon/katulong nilang si Rebecca Lusterio. On their trip, kasama nila ang malibog na kaibigan ni Trixie na si Toti (Katya Santos). Sa naturang pagbisita ay natuklasan ni Junior na hindi siya gusto ng ina ni Trixie. Sa bakasyon ding 'yun nagsimula ang patayan dahil nasundan sila ng killer. At sa pagtakbo ng pelikula matutuklasan ang misteryo ng pagkatao ng killer. Hindi ko lang alam kung kayo ay magugulat pa.

Ligalig is very-High Tension! (I'm sure, tulad ko, sa pirata rin napanood ni CM 'yun! Hahaha!) Gayang-gaya ang takbo ng k'wento maging kuha ng mga eksena ru'n (50% siguro ng patayan scenes). Title pa lang, kopyang-kopya na, hindi ba? Iisa ang pakahulugan. Idagdag pa ang pagka-Psycho at Fight Club nito. Like CM who seems to be too old for such kind of character, this film feels so old.

I am not really against film adaptation or having an inspiration out of a certain film. What irks me is when film makers claim their works are works of art when, clearly, they are copycats. Not even a good one at that.

I admit that I see a potential in CM as a director. Kahit pa'no, may napapatunguhan naman 'yung yabang na pinapakita niya sa publiko. But stick to being a director and stay away from writing screen plays. Katulad ng mga walang katuturan niyang sinasabi minsan, walang katuturan din ang sinasabi ng mga karakter niya. Katulad ng pangangailan sa pag-aaral sa papasukang posisyon sa gobyerno, kailangan din niya pag-aralan ang mga karakter niya bago niya ito isulat. Kailangan pa ba nating magtaka kung ba't siya natalo sa senado?

Oh, Please, No!

One of the summer movies that I have been looking forward is Hostel II. I am a fan of the first film and am so excited to see what the film has to offer this time. Being a horror freak that I am, s'ympre I wouldn't miss this one. It'd be a good follow-up to 28 Weeks Later which is one the best sequels I have seen, way better than the original even! Those running (and energetic) zombies are creepier than George Romero's lifeless (no pun intended) zombies.

However, there might be a possibility that Hostel II won't be shown here in the Philippines since it's director, Eli Roth, is pulling out the said film in American theaters. He has been dismayed with the pirated copies of the film that have been circulating (citing that even critics reviewed the film through pirated copies) and feels that releasing it on DVD soon would help recover his loss.

I am not sure if he really has pulled the movie out on theaters as of today and would not have it shown in other countries (UK showing is on June 29). But if this will happen, it would suck big time for horror fanatics like me! (Di ba, Egg and Don?) Like any other genre, it'd be less of an experience if we can't see a movie like this on theaters: less thrills, less creeps, less grossed-out feelings. Aaargh! Sana ipalabas na siya kaagad. As of now, wala pa siyang playdate.

Anyway, here is Eli's letter to fans re the pull out from his blog
. (Although the said post is nowhere to be found on his blog anymore, so I'm thinking that he might have changed his mind already.)

Hey Everyone,

I'm in Paris, doing press for the French release of Hostel Part II, and tonight I'm off to Rome for the last leg of the press tour. After that I'm going to take a long overdue break, since I've gone from one film to the next without stopping, just to recharge my brain a bit.

I want to thank all of you for your kind e-mails and incredible support for the film. However, piracy has become worse than ever now, and a stolen workprint (with unfinished music, no sound effects, and no VFX) leaked out on line before the release, and is really hurting us, especially internationally. Piracy will be the death of the film industry, as it killed the music industry, and while it makes a smaller dent in huge movies like Spider Man 3, it really hurts films like mine, which have far less of an advertising and production budget. Not only that, critics have actually been REVIEWING the film based off the pirated copy, which is inexcusable. Some of these critics I have actually known for a few years, and while I wouldn't dignify them by mentioning them by name, I know who they are, as do the studios, and other filmmakers, and they will no longer have any access to any of my films.

What I'm saying is, this is your last chance to see one of my films for a while. If you haven't seen it, go now, because after next weekend the film will be gone from theaters. There are too many other summer movies coming in, so basically we get two weeks in cinemas, and then the film will live on DVD. I am not directing CELL any time soon, and I most likely will take the rest of the year to write my other projects. Which means I wouldn't shoot until the spring, and you wouldn't see a film directed by me in the cinemas until at least next fall. If everyone on my friends list went to see the film this weekend and brought a friend, it would make a huge difference. Bring a non-horror fan - try to convert them. It's the only way these films will live. But right now the R rated horror film is in serious jeopardy. Studios feel the public doesn't want them any more, and so they are only putting PG-13 films into production. The only way to counter this perception is to get out there and support R rated horror. It's the only message they'll hear. People love the movie, and even though it only cost $10 million dollars (as opposed to the other summer tentpoles which cost $300 million), and has already earned its money back, if it's not a massive money earner then they'll just continue to make the same PG-13 films everyone complained about a few years ago.

To counter piracy, fans can flood file sharing services with fake Hostel II downloads just so no one can ever actually get the movie, but the only thing that really makes a difference is supporting the movie in the theaters. Also - the theater OWNERS know this as well. If horror movies aren't bringing in customers, they're not going to program them. If we are going to send them a message, we have to do it with our wallets, and we have to do it now. I've done all I can to make a great film for the fans, as violent and bloody and fun as possible. The rest is up to you guys...

Thanks again for all your support,

Eli


So sana naman sa mga horror followers out there, 'wag maging atat at panoorin na kaagad ito sa pirata. Hintayin natin siya sa sinehan. Well, then, 'pag di na nga itinuloy, saka na lang kayo mag-pirata. Let's not give the pirates a chance to stop us from enjoying a "masterpiece" (hahaha!) such a this in theaters!

Horror freaks, unite! Awooooo! (My golly, "Awooo!" talaga? It's soooo '80s! Hahaha!)

Monday, June 11, 2007

English 101: The Use Of Apostrophe

I admit that there are times that I'm bothered with some grammar and writing mistakes that I hear and read. Of course, depending on who says or writes it, maiintindihan ko. I don't claim to be perfectly correct with the use of the English language. Jusme, napapatanong pa rin ako paminsan-minsan sa sarili ko kung tama ba 'yung isusulat o sasabihin ko. However, when I see a mistake that I truly know is a mistake, that's when I get bothered about it, especially if there are people committing the same mistakes over and over again.
In speaking, people tend to get away it because of confidence and speed of delivery. In writing, medyo mahirap. For one thing, it's permanent. Second, masakit talaga sa ulo kung gumegewang ang grammar ng nagsulat. Maski naman sa Pinoy language, may mga bagay na kinaiinisan ko like the use of daw/raw, ho/po, diyan/riyan, doon/roon, at din/rin. May mga tao na di talaga alam ang pagkakaiba ng dalawa sa isa't-isa.

In terms of writing, the use of punctuations is very important. Wrong placement of punctuations could mean disaster to the writer and the reader. Example:
I don't like liars like you, I hate them!
as oppose to
I don't like liars, like you, I hate them!
See the difference? The meaning changes upon placement of a comma. Another case in point is the use of apostrophe. I must say that I was also a victim of this rule until I get to teach it during the second semester that I learned about it and understand it better. That is why I'm sharing this so you can avoid committing the same mistake again.

Showing omission of letters

Apostrophes are used in contractions. A contraction is a word (or set of numbers) in which one or more letters (or numbers) have been omitted. The apostrophe shows this omission. Contractions are common in speaking and in informal writing. To use an apostrophe to create a contraction, place an apostrophe where the omitted letter(s) would go. Here are some examples:

don't = do not
I'm = I am
he'll = he will
who's = who is
shouldn't = should not
didn't = did not
could've= could have (NOT "could of"!)
'60 = 1960

So the use of apostrophe in '80s, '90s is for contraction. You put the apostrophe where you omitted the numbers. Now, if you wish to have them own something, put the apostophe before and after the numbers:

'60's fashion = Fashion of the 1960s
'70's dance moves = Dance moves of the 1970s
'80's Regal Babies = Regal Babies of the 1980s

Before apostrophe = contraction; after apostrophe = possession

So there. I hope I get to enlighten you regarding the use of apostrophe for decade contractions.

A Red Carpet Experience: Paano Kita Iibigin?

This post is two weeks too late due to the reason below. Anyway, ito na siya. . .



It was my first time to attend a Red Carpet Premiere of a commercial Pinoy movie. I have seen how it's done on the news (Hollywood or local biz-wise), but I have never been in one. (Although di naman talaga kami naglakad on the red carpet itself.) So whatever you have seen on TV, 'yun na 'yun. Stars and guests walking on the red carpet at pakaway-kaway sa mga fans (o sa di fans na mga uzi lang), then enter na sa theater. Siguro, one of the major differences of Hollywood premieres to local ones is that ours is sponsored by a radio station. DJs are the ones who entertain uzis and audience in line (for one and a half hour lang kung susuwertihin) while waiting for the stars of the film to arrive. Mayro'n ding Question and Answer portion para sa mga gustong makakuha ng prizes from different sponsors of the film -- usually 'yung mga commercial endorsements ng artista. Mayron'g giveaway na isang bag ng chewing gum na siyang nginunguya ng bida habang nagpapa-interview sa press. (So hindi ba ito naturuan na hindi magandang ngumuya ng bebel gum habang nakikipag-usap?) Mayro'n ding isang bag ng kape na magpapaalala sa 'yo na iyun ang kape ng mga barakong lalake! Mayro'n ding shampoo, shades, watches, at kung anik-anik pa. Pagpasok mo sa sinehan, mayro'n uling DJ na magho-host ng Q&A para naman hindi mainip ang mga utaw sa loob habang hinihintay ang pagpasok ng mga bida at pagsisimula ng pelikula. More or less, another 30 minutes ang iyong dagdag na paghihintay.

As soon as the lights went out and the National Anthem starts, the fun begins. Imagine, after the anthem, nagpalakpakan ang mga tao! What for, you may ask. Beats me! Maybe because, finally, the film is about to start. Maybe because the National Anthem showed the Kapamilya stars saluting our flag. (In fairness, maganda ang visuals nu'n.) Maybe because it was the first time they saw the video. I dunno. You guess is as good as mine.

As if the applause after the anthem wasn't enough, may applause pa during the film sa mga scenes na nakakatawa at nakakatuwa. Sobrang lakas din ng tawanan. S'ympre it's flattering for the people behind the film to hear the applause and laughter from its audience, but for people who went to see the film for appreciation, kairita! Kasi di mo kaagad maririnig 'yung susunod na dialogues dahil sa lakas ng tawanan o palakpakan. Kaya naman I don't suggest watching (local) films during premiere for review. You might miss some details during the course of the viewing.

As for the film, ito ang mga masasabi ko. Watch it:
1) to see Regine go braless all throughout the film,
2) to witness how Regine and Piolo do their laplapan and romansahan on the big screen, especially the one beside the plane (Panalo!),
3) to see how Eugene Domingo steal the entire movie from the two leads,
4) to gasp and be awed with Piolo's body, and
5) to witness how Regine's false eyelashes act with so much depth and passion.

Before we saw the film, we had been warned. Kaya naman we really didn't expect much out of it. Sa training, we were taught to flesh out our characters well kasi 'yun ang focus ng SC. Kaya naman I realized that to fully enjoy an SC film is to see it through the eyes of its characters. Kung ano ang pinagdadaanan nila at kung bakit sila nag-iinarte ng ganun. In that way, you get to understand where they are coming from. Anuman ang maging kalabasan ng struggles nila sa huli, 'yun ay dahil sa kanilang pagkatao.

In that respect, see Paano Kita Iibigin? through its characters. Ngayon pa lang uunahan na kita, mawiwindang ka! Oh no! Don't blame it on the writers. Kadalasan kapag may palpak na storytelling, we blame it on the writers. We forget that after the writing process, ang may malaking say na sa kakalabasan ng pelikula ay ang direktor. There are times that directors and writers don't see eye to eye. Okay lang 'yun as long as there is an open communication between them. But what happens when they go separate ways? What happens if one thinks that her treatment is better than what was written? What happens if the writers try to the best they can to save the film from going down the drain but the director insists on going there anyway? What happens when depth and heart were taken away and be replaced by cliches and emotional craps? Paano Kita Iibigin? is what happened.

Ito ang isa sa mga bagay na kinakatakutan naming mangyari sa aming mga aspiring writer: ang mabale-wala ang iyong pinaghirapan, ang makita mo ang baby mo na lumaki na parang hindi naging iyo. But that's the harsh reality of the business. Nu'ng umpisa pa lang naranasan ko na 'yun, eh. Pero I know, kahit naranasan mo na, masakit pa rin kung mauulit ng mauulit. Parang tinatanggalan ka ng b*yag ng paulit-ulit. . .

Hay, maging direktor na lang kaya ako?

Pwersado

Nampucha! For almost two weeks, pwersado akong to go on a web hiatus! I had no web connection: be it checking/writing e-mails, blogging, surfing, chats, and whatnots. All because our landline was busted -- no dial tone! It always happens during rainy season. The line would get grounded for a couple of days then poof! Nawawala na lang na parang kabute! Okay lang sana kung maaayos din kaagad but it would usually take a week or two before the PLDT repairman gets to visit the house and fix the problem. Ilang beses ko nga rin kinulit ang best friend kong si Elma to follow up the repair sa 173. Finally, napuntahan na kanina. According to the very gracious repairman (mabait siya at makuwento, in fairness), 'yung mismong line box na ang kailangang palitan dahil luma na. Lines get disconnected kapag nagagalaw. Walang halong chika pero there was a time na para kaming may party line. O di ba, it's so '80s! Iaangat namin ang phone minsan na mayron'g nagkukuwentuhan sa kabilang linya o may mag-aangat bigla in the middle of our conversation asking to put the phone down. It was so weird and strange, parang isang episode sa Twilight Zone o sa X-Files! According to the repairman, nagdidikit-dikit na raw kasi ang mga linya minsan. So ayun, ire-report niya raw para mapalitan na.

Being the net addict that I am, s'ympre nawindang ako, di ba? So cable TV ang pinagtuunan ko ng pansin. During the afternoons, nakatutok ako sa Cinema One. But as of last week till today , like our phone connection, non-accessible ang channels namin. Sky Cable is doing some sort of channel re-aligning at hanggang ngayon hindi pa siya tapos. In fairness, may mga channels naman na pwedeng panoorin: text channels, SBN 21, RJTV, Net 25, Chinese/Korean/German channels, Studio 23, etc. Ang gaganda, di ba?! Aside from S23, the rest ay latak na! Ano ba ang gusto nilang gawin namin, basahin ang mga text ng kung sinu-sinong bagets na walang pakundangan sa pag-ubos ng allowanace nila sa kaka-text sa channel na 'yun? O gusto ba nilang itaas ang rating ng show ni Jojo Alejar na Jojo A: All the Way sa RJTV para mapansin ng big networks at ilagay sa prime time?! Malay nga naman natin. Baka ito na ang tatalo sa The David Letterman Show o sa Jay Leno o sa Conan O'Brien! Pero please lang! 'Wag sanang ipagduldulan!

However, not having such worldly things occupying my time has its advantages. For one thing, I was able to focus on my story concept. Kahit paano, kahit palyado during Saturday's CDG session, nabuo na rin siya. Second, I was able to have Mega movies marathon that would help me a lot with my story concept. Watching her movies this time made me appreciate her movies more. This time kasi I'm just not watching for the sake of entertainment. Ngayon, I get to analyze the characterization, writing, acting, direction, etc. Mas fulfilling (and filling) na ang panonood ko. Third, di na rin ako nagpupuyat. Ang nakakapagpapuyat kasi sa 'kin ay ang net surfing. Kahit nakaramdam na ng antok, once I sit in front of the computer, deadma na sa antok at oras. Tingnan n'yo nga at gising pa rin ako ngayon!

With the said two weeks din, I have grown. Hindi dahil sa panonood ko ng Sharon movies, ah! I learned how much I could forgive and love a person selflessly inspite of his indiscretions and self-destructive ways. Akala ko ito na ang katapusan, eh. I'm psyching myself up for a "new" life. Pero hindi pala, eh. Pinaalam Niya sa amin na leading separate lives is not in the plan (I'm hoping that it won't be ever). He gave us another chance. . .