Engrish 101 Part 1

From China to Taiwan to Japan to Singapore, all over Asia! Learn Engrish, the Asian way! (I'm sure may mga ganito rin sa 'tin!)

Pramise, si God ang chef nila!

Ano ba talaga? Make up your mind! Should I come or go?!

Mag-ingat! Sumasabog!

Ito ang sagot sa mga askal na nagkalat!

At least sa ice-rink, punong-puno ng yelo! Di kailangang mag-flush!

Pampalipas-oras lang!

Bawal unano at pandak!

Why not?! Don't be embarrassed!

Mag-ingat!

So you can buy them now? And fresh?!

Wash in coleslaw lang talaga? Mash potato, pwede?

Huwag uubo kung sa'n-sa'n!

Tastes nothing like it!

Awww! Service-oriented!

Hmmm... What will happen if I'll click Yes?

Enjoy life! Be dangerous!

Don't leave without this slip!

Make sure na maputi-puti pa 'yung used tissue!

Kinabog ang Starbucks!

Para sa mga taong mahilig maglaro ng apoy!

Bawal itapon ang mga ipis! I-bake daw ang inyong basura!

I swear, it's healthy and nutritious! Everyone needs a dose of bacteria every now and then.

Freshly-vomitted!

Para sa mga suicidal!

Iba na talaga ang mga bata ngayon!

Di pwede sa mga bading!

It's not polite to stare!

Don't feed the workers!

Uh. . . Can I pass on that?! Baka maalat, eh.

Huwag hihinto hangga't hindi sinasabi!

Sa'n ka pa! Gumamit talaga ng thesaurus!

'Wag hinihipuan! Nilalabasan!

Oh no! Si Ariel ba talaga ito?

Happy Feet, ikaw ba 'yan?

And it's so cool! Never mind the cancer!

Masukista?!?

Dito galing 'yung high-grade puke sa 'taas!

'Wag magpipigil!

Recycle!

Aba! Lakwatserong kubeta!

After you shave, eat the foam! Magtipid!
'Uy, may party sa loob?

Kinulang ng hydrogen?

'Pag di mapigilan ang sarili, mag-spray nito!

Pwede rin ito ang gamitin!

Sino ba naman hindi magagalit? The Little Mermaid was shredded!

Iwas hawak, iwas pasok!

You can also pet the vest if you like!

Walang pilitan 'pag ayaw!

Madonna sa Araneta sa Nobyembre?!?

Quoting a PinoyDVD member (anchit) from a Rihanna (who says that she wants to be the black Madonna!) thread who is scheduled to perform here on November 21 in Araneta Coliseum:

"also confirmed by a friend who works at araneta center, Snoop Dog and 50cent sa october

Madonna in November

Eheads part 2 in January

U2- still yet to be confirmed as they demand na dapat 50k capacity nung venue."

OMG! Totoo ba ito o isa na namang malaking question mark?!? Paasa na naman ba ito o tuloy na tuloy na?! Kahit na hindi ngayong November, basta matuloy! Kahit anong date, OK lang! Kahit magkano presyo, OK lang! Basta matulong lang! Utang na loob! Gawan na ng paraan ng mga kinauukulan!

Kalokah-lokah ang balitang ito! Sana naman hindi si Madonna Decena ang pinag-uusapan dito!

Mishu

I missed you last Sunday when:

- we were walking along Ayala Center going towards our destination. I remember that I was always with you whenever I go to Ayala.

- we saw Disney's Mulan Jr. at Onstage, Greenbelt 1. I know that you'd terrible enjoy the play as much as we did, especially that you wanted to become a stage actor. I'm sure that you'd envy the actors on stage.

- I remembered that we saw Swept Away in Greenbelt 1. Mangilan-ngilan lang tayo sa sinehan n'un at s'ympre mega-okray ka sa performance ni Madonna. Pero carry na kasi ang importante ay kasama kita n'un.

- we had dinner at Kenny's. Naalala ko kung pa'no ka makihati ka sa pagkain ko kahit na punong-puno ang pinggan mo. You'd make sure na iba ang oorderin mo sa order ko para matikman mo rin 'yung sa 'kin. Minsan nakakairita na bigla ka na lang dudutdot sa pagkain ko. Pero ngayong solo ko na 'yung pagkain ko, nakaka-miss 'yung pagdutdot mo.


I missed you last time when:

- I saw Dreamgirls on HBO and Across the Universe on Oprah. Napaiyak ako kasi naalala kita. You enjoyed those two movies so much that when we left the theater, you were still in awe. You incessantly talked about it, even copied some moves from them. We saw them both in Glorietta at different times.

- I watched A Very Special Love and For the First Time. Kilig scenes na pero umiiyak ako. Wala ka kasi. Wala akong makaka-share ng kabaduyang moments na 'yun.

- I got sick. I used to remember how you stay up late just to make sure that my temperature goes down. You'd make sure that I drink my medicine on time. Naalala ko rin na last time we were together, before you left, you were sick. Sobrang natataranta ako n'un kasi ang init-init ng katawan mo. 'Pag nagkasakit ka ngayon, sinong mag-aalaga sa 'yo?

- we celebrated Angel's birthday at home. Wala akong katulong sa pagluluto. Wala nang makulit habang nagluluto. Noon, hindi ako natatakot magluto ng marami dahil alam kong ikaw ang taga-ubos ko. Wala kang paki kahit mabundat ka sa spaghetti ko dahil alam ko namang sarap na sarap ka ru'n.

- my iPod was snatched. The first time my necklace was snatched in a jeepney, hinabol mo 'yung mokong. Sobra ang pag-alala ko n'un dahil baka kung ano na ang nangyari sa 'yo. When my 6610 got lost, binalikan mo talaga 'yung tricycle na sinakyan natin para malaman kung maibabalik pa 'yung cell phone. Di ko naman gugustuhin na habulin mo 'yung manggagantso. Tama na 'yung nasa tabi kita kasi your hugs and embraces will comfort me hanggang sa makatulog ako.


I'd miss you when

- we'll see Sharon Up-Close concert at the Mandarin next week dahil ikaw ang lagi kong kasama sa mga Mega concerts. Alam ko namang kahit na nilalait mo si Mega, fan ka na rin.

- I'll decide to watch tapings again. The first time and the last time I saw Sharon, you were with me.

- Christmas arrives. Malayo pa man pero alam kong magiging iba ang Pasko dahil wala ka sa tabi ko.

- my birthday comes. Mas malungkot kasi anniversary rin natin 'yun.


I miss you always when

- I sleep and I go to bed. Walang kayakap. Walang humihilik ng malakas. Wala na kong kinikiliti. Wala ka.

- I go to malls or anywhere else. Mahirap kasi dahil nasanay ako na kasama ka palagi.


Di naman talaga malungkot ang buhay dahil wala ka sa tabi ko. . .

Hindi nga lang ganu'n kasaya.