Monday, April 02, 2007

Ka-Quote-Quote

Quoting John "Sweet" Lapus. . .

"When I attend weddings, naiiyak ako. Kasi gusto ko rin na, one of these days, maikasal. . ."

I share that same sentiments
with him.

Today, in Startalk, he made the funniest quote I've heard as of late. It was about the attempted rape that Chocoleit encountered in Abu Dhabi.

"'Wag n'yo ko hingan ng reaction. 'Di ko alam isasagot ko d'yan. Kaibigan ko si Chocoleit. 'Di ko alam kung matatawa ba ko o malulungkot dahil muntik na siyang ma-rape o maiinggit ba dahil ba't siya pinagtangkaan at ako hindi pa."


Exactly! Taray-tarayan, di ba? ;-)

These are the moments that I like John. These days, he could be brutally frank without being offensive. Gone are the days na kairita siya because he tended to sound mayabang with his comments. He's funny and witty in his remarks. Besides, we share the same admiration for SC! With that, inaamin ko po na loyal Wednesday group po ako! Hahaha! Those are the days, dear friends. . .


Meanwhile, also in Startalk, one of the most insensitive and stupidest statements that I've heard was spoken by Juliana Palermo. To Ynez Veneracion, she said that the Mon Confiado issue is so-2006 and that both of them should put it in the past where it belongs. Dinagdag pa niya na kaya niya hindi pinapatulan 'yung issue is because "I don't want this kind of issue to affect you and make you commit another suicide attempt."

I don't care much about the two starlets except that pareho silang nakakairita, especially Ynez who has been over reacting to all issues in her life, whether small or big. But wtf! That Juliano statement was so outta line, uncalled for. I got her point but should she rub it in? For someone who sounds "smart," that's stupid!

Saka hello?! Pag-awayan ba talaga si Mon? Heart throb ito!

Another funny (and dumb) quote I can't forget was from Jay Justianiani of Cueshe, "Bili po kayo ng album namin. Ni-repack po namin."

Talaga? Siya mismo ang nag-"repack"? Nice naman! Personalized ito!

On a serious note, Atty. Joji Alonso has this to say re the loss of Kubrador in the recent PMPC Awards to column writer Mario E. Bautista: "Kubrador's loss was a disappointment but Gina Pareno's loss as best actress was a bigger one. But the biggest disappointment for me is the way the PMPC treated Digital Films, which they shut off from being nominated in the screenplay and other technical categories, as if a movie could be made without them. That is really, really sad."

Mario agreed: "We have to admit that Atty. Alonso does have a point there. In the recent Oscar Awards, Little Miss Sunshine was an independent digital film that got nominated for best picture, but it was also nominated in the various other categories. The PMPC should stop dividing their films into digital and non-digital categories. At the end of the day, they're all just motion pictures, so they should stop this idiotic discrimination against digital films."

Maski ako apprehensive with Star Awards' recent winners. Basa na rin ang pangalan nila katulad ng sa Famas. While I did like Judy Ann for Kasal Kasali Kasalo, would her acting be comparable to that of Gina PareƱo's in Kubrador or Maricel Soriano's in Inang Yaya? So they gave Gina the Best Supporting Actress trophy so that it'd be alright not to hand out the Best Actress to her? Tsk tsk tsk.

In the movie Adam and Eve shown in Star Movies tonight, a doctor told the lead guy, "UTI is common among sexually active guys, even in girls. Next time, though, try urinating after ejaculating to flush out the rest of the semen."

So guys and gals, do keep that in mind para tuloy-tuloy ang ligaya! ;-)


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