You're Gay / If I Were Gay

No introductions needed for these two. Just watch and sing! Cute and funny.

You're Gay
("Bad Day" Parody)
Dick Hunter


Acy, listen to this! This might be your guy's story! Hehehe...

If I Were Gay
(Live from Comedy Central)
Stephen Lynch


Here we are
Dear old friends
You and I drunk again
Laughs have been had
Tears have been shed
Maybe the whisky has gone to my head.

But if I were gay
I would give you my heart
And if I were gay
You'd be my work of art
And if I were gay
We would swim in romance
But I'm not gay
So get your hand out of my pants.

It's not that I dont care
I do
I just dont see myself in you
Another time, another scene
I'd be right behind you
If you know what I mean.

Coz if I were gay
I would give soul
And if I were gay
I would give you my (w)hole... being
And if I were gay
We would tear down the walls
But I'm not gay
So won't you stop cupping my ba... hand.

We've never hugged
We've never kissed
I've never been intimate with your fist
You have opened brand new doors
Get over here and drop ... your ... drawers.
Stephen's cute, isn't he?