Patawa!

Because I can't finish any writing due to effing mental block (I swear, ilang oras na ko rito sa tapat ng PC!), I thought that I just might as well paste this super funny post from Nostalgia Manila (with some post notes by your truly). Kakabaliw sila, pramis! ;-)

Memorable '70s Tv Quotable Quotes & BooBoos

During an interview with Inday Badiday.
Inday Badiday: Paano ka nag-susurvive sa mga trials mo?
Melanie Marquez: Alam mo ate Ludz, you know, when you are alone, you really have to step your foot...ah , forward!

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Answering a question from the See-True Panel.
Snooky: Ano kasi , she is, I mean she was, kasi past tense na nga pala...
(Hilig ni Kookie 'yang itama ang sarili niya during interviews.)

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Wrapping up a conversation with guest Joey Albert during her show Rated A.
Alma Moreno: So Joey, paki ulit muli yung concert mo sa University of Belt.
(This is a classic!)

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Joey deLeon: Ano ang favorite movie mo, Tagalog o English?
Discorama Girl contestant: BOT!
Vic Sotto: So favorite mo talaga si Edgar Mortiz!

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Joe Quirino: Sharon, are you familiar with the current problems we have in the film industry?
Sharon: Sorry, Tito Joe, I'm afraid not. (Si Shawie ba ito?)
JQ: What about you Myra, what can you say?
Myra Manibog: Naku Tito Joe, I'm afraid also! (Siyet! Scary talaga!)

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Joey de Leon: How are you?
Miss Gay Philippines contestant: How are you too!
(Anong sinabi ng "I'm fine, thank you"?)

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Eddie Mercado: Angie Dickinson has insured her legs for a million dollars, would you also do the same?
Melanie Marquez: NO, of course no, because I am proud and contented with my long legged.
(With this answer, she bagged the crown and eventually won the Miss International in 1978.)

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Joe Cantada: So Atoy, what are your prospects now, mukhang makakayanan kayo ng Toyota this coming semi-finals round...
Atoy Co: Well Joe, the ball is around!
(Naghanap tuloy ng bola si Joe.)

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PBA anchor: So sino sa tingin mo Arnie ang may appeal sa iyong artista natin?
Arnie Tuadles (SLN): Si JEN siyempre!
PBA Anchor: Sinong Jen?
Arnie Tuadles: Si JEN SABURIT.


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During Janice de Belen's debut on Germspesyal.
Kuya Germs: "Happy Birthday Janice. Ana, may sasabihin ka pa?"
Ana Margarita Gonzales (sister ni Kring-Kring): "Ilan taon ka na ngayon, Janice?"
(Parang krung-krung siya, ano? Hehe. But I had a huge crush on her back then. I still remember her film entitled "Bloody Mary". Pero di ko na remember kung tungkol sa'n ba 'yun. Basta horror siya.)

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During Tom Babauta's guesting on Germspesyal
Kuya Germs: "Do you love Philippines?"
Tom Babauta: "Yes Kuya Germs."
Kuya Germs: "Have you made love to a Filipina?"
Tom Babauta: Duh.
(Si Kuya Germs talaga, oo...)

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Interview after winning against PT Usha of India for the Century Dash in 1984 Asian Games.
Reporter: "What happened Lydia, mukhang bumanat ka sa ending."
Lydia de Vega: "Oo nga, mabilis siya, but you know, I ran and I fast!"
(Kahit walang laman ang tiyan, takbo pa rin siya! Ang gleng-gleng!)

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During See True's New Year's presentation.
Ate Luds: "O sige ano na ang inyong prediction para kay Stella Strada."
Madam Auring: "Lalo siyang sisikat sa darating na taon at malalampasan niya ang kasikatan ni Alma Moreno!"
(The next day, the headlines read: Stella Strada Commits Suicide!)

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Joey de Leon: "Ano sa tingin mo ang katangian mo na iba sa mga kalaban mo?"
Miss Gay Philippines Contestant: "Unang-una, isa akong tunay na babaeng Pilipina na handang maglingkod sa bayan. Alam ko na ang isang gay na katulad ko ay maaring maging halimbawa sa lipunan. Oo nga kami'y pinagtatawanan subalit may karapatan din naman kaming mabuhay para hindi lamang sa sarili kundi para sa mga taong aming mapaglilingkuran."
Joey: "So Ano nga ang katangian iba sa iyo?"
Contestant: "Palangiti ako."
Vic: "Kahit walang tao?"
(Hahaha!)

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Isang panelist sa See True: "Paano mo nabibigyan buhay ang pag-bobold?"
Coca Nicolas: "Pinaiinum ako ni Tito Rey ng FONDADOR."

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Joey de Leon: "Ano ang masasabi mo sa katayuan ng mga katulad mo sa lipunan, sabi nila...blah, blah, blah..."
Miss Gay Philippines Contestant: (panay ang ngiti at halatang kinakabahan...) "Unang una Joey at Vic, Magandang tanghali sa inyong lahat. Pwedeng pakiulit yung tanong?"
(Pardon?)

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Emcee: "Anong masasabi mo sa death penalty?"
Miss Gay Philippines Contestant: A: "Ano po yun toot por toot, eye por eye."
Emcee: "Paki eksplika nga?"
Miss Gay Philippines Contestant: "Ganito po yun: kung pinatay mo ang nanay ko, dapat, patayin ko din ang nanay mo!"
(Ganon?!)

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Emcee: "Anong gusto mong maging paglaki mo?"
Little Miss Contestant: "Maging lalaki po."
(Tomboy ito?!)

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Emcee: "What do you think should a man possess to be successful?"
Mr. World Philippines Contestant: "I think, that for a man to be successful, he should be a responsible, because if he should not be a responsible, he will not have a successful. That is all. I thank you."

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At Eat Bulaga's Husband and Wife Compatilibity Contest (Ala Newly Weds game show)
Host: "Misis, ano ang nilalagay ni Mister sa kanyang itlog tuwing umaga?"
Misis: "Johnson's Baby Powder!"
(Panalo ito!!!)